Wrongness redux

[louiselux]

Because emungere made me? Okay, that excuse isn't really working anymore, is it.



After reading the adventures of Goku and Nyoi-Bo, Goku retreated into his corner of the jeep, wide eyed and somewhat pale, even going so far as to refuse Hakkai's offer of an apple.

'Oh, get over it,' Sanzo muttered eventually, his legs tightly crossed. 'Although it sounds like that's exactly what you did,' he added under his breath and with a nasty smirk.

'An anatomy lesson from that man is hardly the best sort of sex education,' Hakkai said. He was taking great pains not to touch Jeep's gear stick any more than he absolutely had to

'Well, I'll just look after these then,' Gojyo murmured, sneaking the folder of papers under his jacket. He was keen to review chapter 74, 'A Boy and His Weapon', which involved a flashback to Sanzo's teenage years and dwelt on the exact nature of his relationship with his gun, which Ni Jianyi had detailed at some length and with lashings of gun oil. And diagrams.

Gojyo had always suspected as much, frankly. He just hoped Sanzo cleaned the damn thing afterwards.

Comments

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Funny, I was just thinking that myself... but what? *smirks back*

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

The problem's that Gojyo's such a perv it takes a lot to squick him. There's always the old Doku/Gojyo standby but that's been done. Nii/Gojyo, maybe?

[new-kate.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm sure chapter 84 includes a steamy Nii/everybody scene. He wouldn't resist.
But I think a bit of Kanzeon/Gojyo can traumatise our kappa suffuciently. Maybe.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Gojyo/Mom

No, I really didn't think that. Incest is so canon OMG

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah, that crossed my mind too. But...er...itmighthavealreadycrossedmymind.

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

I mean his mind. Gah.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

There's no choice, then. Chapter 75 would have to be Gojyo/Sanzo's gun

[wildelamassu.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it get to him more if it was Sanzo's gun/Gojyo? XD

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

See, the placement of names before and after the slash makes no difference to me: the gun would always be top! XD

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

I've read that. it was hot.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Is that the one where Gojyo has to fellate Sanzo's gun?

::innocent::

[permetaform]

o.0

I thought that was canon?

Re: ::innocent::

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Gojyo/Mom? It might as well be...

[emungere.livejournal.com]

youkai!Hakkai/Gojyo snuff.

I'm sorry, really. I apologize for my brain. It's just hard to think of something where Gojyo's response wouldn't be "Hell yeah, I'd hit that." *tries to think of something less horrific...*

Er...Gojyo/evil gourd tentacle sex? Is that less horrific? *slinks back under rock*

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

*squeaky muffled laughter of wrongness*

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

I think he'd hit that too.

[emungere.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Dare you to write it...

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

*encourages*

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

*wonders how she can work it into 30_lemons*

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

My work here is done.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

How about Gojyo the buttoned up virgin... ? That's quite a scary thought.

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

Bwah ha ha. Gojyo's Awkward First Time, with the other guys going, "oh, this is interesting..."

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

*dies*

That would be awesome.

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

"Sha Gojyo was an innocent young man, not knowledgable in the ways of the world..."

"Hey! HEY!"

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Mwhaha! Oh god, I want to read this.

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