Wrongness redux
Jun. 2nd, 2005 11:00 amBecause
emungere made me? Okay, that excuse isn't really working anymore, is it.
After reading the adventures of Goku and Nyoi-Bo, Goku retreated into his corner of the jeep, wide eyed and somewhat pale, even going so far as to refuse Hakkai's offer of an apple.
'Oh, get over it,' Sanzo muttered eventually, his legs tightly crossed. 'Although it sounds like that's exactly what you did,' he added under his breath and with a nasty smirk.
'An anatomy lesson from that man is hardly the best sort of sex education,' Hakkai said. He was taking great pains not to touch Jeep's gear stick any more than he absolutely had to
'Well, I'll just look after these then,' Gojyo murmured, sneaking the folder of papers under his jacket. He was keen to review chapter 74, 'A Boy and His Weapon', which involved a flashback to Sanzo's teenage years and dwelt on the exact nature of his relationship with his gun, which Ni Jianyi had detailed at some length and with lashings of gun oil. And diagrams.
Gojyo had always suspected as much, frankly. He just hoped Sanzo cleaned the damn thing afterwards.
After reading the adventures of Goku and Nyoi-Bo, Goku retreated into his corner of the jeep, wide eyed and somewhat pale, even going so far as to refuse Hakkai's offer of an apple.
'Oh, get over it,' Sanzo muttered eventually, his legs tightly crossed. 'Although it sounds like that's exactly what you did,' he added under his breath and with a nasty smirk.
'An anatomy lesson from that man is hardly the best sort of sex education,' Hakkai said. He was taking great pains not to touch Jeep's gear stick any more than he absolutely had to
'Well, I'll just look after these then,' Gojyo murmured, sneaking the folder of papers under his jacket. He was keen to review chapter 74, 'A Boy and His Weapon', which involved a flashback to Sanzo's teenage years and dwelt on the exact nature of his relationship with his gun, which Ni Jianyi had detailed at some length and with lashings of gun oil. And diagrams.
Gojyo had always suspected as much, frankly. He just hoped Sanzo cleaned the damn thing afterwards.
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Date: 2005-06-02 10:04 am (UTC)*enters therapy*
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Date: 2005-06-02 10:34 am (UTC)*pays for therapy*
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Date: 2005-06-02 10:49 am (UTC)*smirk*
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Date: 2005-06-02 11:56 am (UTC)But I think a bit of Kanzeon/Gojyo can traumatise our kappa suffuciently. Maybe.
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Date: 2005-06-02 12:01 pm (UTC)You girls are so scarily good at channeling our beloved perv. More, please!!!
Heee. Even Sanzo is getting into it a little ^_~
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Date: 2005-06-02 12:12 pm (UTC)No, I really didn't think that.
Incest is so canon OMGno subject
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Date: 2005-06-02 12:30 pm (UTC)There's no choice, then. Chapter 75 would have to be Gojyo/Sanzo's gun
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Date: 2005-06-02 12:47 pm (UTC)I thought that was canon?
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Date: 2005-06-02 01:05 pm (UTC)Well, now we know what Nii is doing when he's supposed to be working! XD
*sporfledeath*
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Date: 2005-06-02 01:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-06-02 02:01 pm (UTC)*pre-orders Nii's book*
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Date: 2005-06-02 02:03 pm (UTC)But that is working! His all-around "data collecting" might be simple author's research... :D
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Date: 2005-06-02 03:14 pm (UTC)I'm sorry, really. I apologize for my brain. It's just hard to think of something where Gojyo's response wouldn't be "Hell yeah, I'd hit that." *tries to think of something less horrific...*
Er...Gojyo/evil gourd tentacle sex? Is that less horrific? *slinks back under rock*
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Date: 2005-06-02 04:17 pm (UTC)Re: ::innocent::
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