Jeep/Hakkai ficlet of wrongness

[louiselux]

Dear lord my hangover is appalling and is possibly to blame for this. emungere is evil brought the idea up. So, what if Ni was a slasher? It's canon that he writes erotica, anyway, right? As I said before, I make my own fun.



Houtou castle was deserted when they finally got there.

'Look, here are Ni's papers,' Hakkai said. 'There might be important information.' He flipped open the leather folder marked Sanzo-Ikkou.

'"Dragon Love, by Ni Jianyi"' read Hakkai, aloud. '"Jeep's door gaped open invitingly and the tall, green-eyed youkai slid his lithe form into the firm, taut leather of Jeep's driving seat. "Are you ready to go?" Cho Hakkai said, stroking Jeep's trembling gear stick. He wasn't prepared to take no for an answer, and so with a cruel flick of his powerful fingers he fired up Jeep's engine and thrust down the accelerator pedal to the floor, making Jeep squeal. Vibrations from his throbbing engine shuddered through them both. "Let's ride," Hakkai hissed."'

Hakkai stopped. 'Oh.'

The others stood silent. Gojyo was biting his lips together, his eyes fixed on the floor. Sanzo had hidden his face behind his fan and his shoulders were shaking.

'This man clearly needs to die,' Hakkai said in firm tones.

They nodded solemnly.

'Good story. So, what happens next?' said Goku.

Jeep bit him.

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[xantissa.livejournal.com]

oh god, I would really like some of what you are on!