X Men 3
So, why did night fall so quickly in that final scene?
Why did Wolverine kill Jean? Wasn't the area covered in those little darts with the anti-mutant stuff in them?
Why didn't someone take the mutant boy to Jean to stop her going crazy?
Why didn't Wolverine's trousers shred and fall off along with the rest of his clothes? Why???
Charles and Eric were doing it a lot back then, twenty years ago. Oops, that's not a question.
So, why did night fall so quickly in that final scene?
Why did Wolverine kill Jean? Wasn't the area covered in those little darts with the anti-mutant stuff in them?
Why didn't someone take the mutant boy to Jean to stop her going crazy?
Why didn't Wolverine's trousers shred and fall off along with the rest of his clothes? Why???
Charles and Eric were doing it a lot back then, twenty years ago. Oops, that's not a question.
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Date: 2006-05-29 10:21 pm (UTC)The one thing that redeemed the entire movie for me? "Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut bitch!" My family and I were pissing ourselves because we had all seen the terrible dub done by the group of guys who did that. Thank you google video, you have shown me the "I'm the Juggernaut bitch" video.
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Date: 2006-05-29 10:53 pm (UTC)The Rogue thing could have been better done, I think, although I could see why she would want that. Her powers were not wildly useful, and she'd have a better life without them. But mostly I had no idea what she saw in Bobby.
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Date: 2006-05-29 11:48 pm (UTC)I need a Psylocke icon. *pouts* Stupid movie.
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Date: 2006-05-29 10:22 pm (UTC)Because he is brawn and not brains. Brawn can kill; it takes brains to pick up a dart thing and stab someone with it, as Hank showed us.
Either (a) in case she disintegrated him before he got within range or (b) because they're dumb.
Because life isn't fair. *sigh*
They so were.
Also, did Magneto fling the car with the trapped family in it at the soldiers so that Pyro could make it explode? I think it would give a much deeper insight into his character if you knew for sure.
Did you stay for the bit after the credits? I didn't, but I hear it's very good.
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Date: 2006-05-29 10:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-29 10:39 pm (UTC)I should have seen it coming but I so did not.
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Date: 2006-05-29 10:48 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-29 10:51 pm (UTC)But the really wiggy thing was that someone behind me said, "AND THEY NEVER FOUND CYCLOPS' BODY, DID THEY!"
It would be a hideous crime to have Xavier look anything like Scott Summers... Y_Y
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Date: 2006-05-29 10:57 pm (UTC)Yeah, I got that about the conciousness switching. I was more thinking that there was another actual Charles Xavier body, waiting around helpfully in a hospital bed. But that's mostly becuse they had him use his voice-- oh, wait! Maybe vege kid didn't speak verbally, but in Moira's head? In which case ignore everything I just said. *g*
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Date: 2006-05-29 10:27 pm (UTC)Also, am supporting you as to question 4. WHY????
Although the answers to these questions, and more, might have something to do with the sixteen different scriptwriters employed on the film ehem.
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Date: 2006-05-30 09:15 am (UTC)I totally agree with you about the sixteen different scriptwriters effect.
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Date: 2006-05-29 10:30 pm (UTC)2. Because he's stupid? Er. In all fairness, the guns kinda got blown up, so who knew where the darts were. They just happened upon the ones they stabbed Magneto with. Would've been smarter to just stab him with one and keep the rest in reserve, though. It only seems to take one dart, after all. Ah, whatever. They may not have had time to find a dart, though. Jean was pretty much gonna blow the place up Right Now, it seemed. But it could just be a plothole.
3. Again, plothole. That just would've made too much sense! It could've been a timing thing, though, like the darts. And we don't know how their powers would've meshed anyway. Jean was supposed to be the most powerful mutant in the world, wasn't she? Maybe she would've just squished him like everyone else.
4. To keep the movie family-friendly, one supposes. Curses! It was kinda cool when we got to see all his skin come off for a minute, showing his adamantium-covered ribcage. Kinda gross, but cool!
5. Yes. They really were. And I'm kinda thinking they were doing it a lot right up until the end, too. Magneto's 'one regret' is that Charles died? HM.
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Date: 2006-05-30 09:18 am (UTC)Yes! Any sensible person would decide to, say, use two for Magneto and two for the love of their life who was clearly going bananas. Not just turn her into a human kebab the first chance they get. I don't understannnd!
And I was kind of hoping the man of steel would do one of those spins with the kid and lob him at her.
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Date: 2006-05-29 10:47 pm (UTC)2. Yeah, but Jean would destroy them before one could reach her. If you go by the comics, Jean's powers were uncontrollable.
3. Good point? Maybe Jean as a class 5 mutant would overpower him. Either that, or she could have sent a chunk on concrete flying onto him before he got within striking range.
4. Why, why, why? *cries*
5. Oh, yeah!
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Date: 2006-05-30 09:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-29 10:59 pm (UTC)Because Hugh Jackman already knew how to howl to the moon while holding the dead corpse of his beloved woman (aka. reenactment of the last scene of Van Helsing). Oh, and the darts probably disintegrated while Jean was having her fit. Really makes me wonder why she spared Wolverine. Ah, yes, how could I forget? Because, even in her Phoenix form, she still luvs him. Yup, that's it -.-
Because, in all probability, he'd be blown to smithereens. Plus, the boy would be a temporary resolution, since Jean has already lost her marbles. I do agree that using one of the darts with the medicine could be useful - to some extent, at least.
Because life is unfair and we're denied the simple pleasures of staring at Hugh Jackman's gorgeous ass ;_; Plus, what if Jean saw the front and actually changed back to her old self? The plot would die and the movie wouldn't have such a ::coughcough:: great dramatic impact. Yes, I'm doing a lousy job at justification :P
Now, I understand that Ian McKellen is gay and all, but... why did they have to make Patrick Stewart *look* gay? The amount of make up they put on him was ridiculous. He looked like he got dipped into a self-tanning lotion. Professor X was supposed to be *pale*, damnit! Ick. Make-up department should be fired -.-
Also, I was very disappointed with Jean's Phoenix form. She looked downright creepy. I liked what they've done with her in X2 much better, but oh well, who am I to complain, right?
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Date: 2006-05-30 07:46 am (UTC)...you've never seen Jeffrey, have you.
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Date: 2006-05-30 07:51 am (UTC)It's quite a fun film, actually, but... yes.
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Date: 2006-05-30 09:25 am (UTC)I think the thing that bugs me about Jean's death is that the reasons for it were just not gone in to enough. Yes, she had gone crazy, but rather than just kill her, wouldn't Wolverine try other tactics first? Like use one of the hundreds of tiny dart thingies there were raining down everywhere just few minutes before? This is where the plot seriously fell apart, I think.
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Date: 2006-05-29 11:26 pm (UTC)2) Because the end of the world was nigh. That can only be averted by the
pointlessdramatic and heartbreaking sacrifice of one's true love.3)I think mutant boy was busy running for his life.
4) Maybe Hugh Jackman only bulked up the top half of his body for the film? After all, he's now busy camping it up on stage in Aus as 'The Boy From Oz'. Failing that, it's because the director was male. Maybe. Jean's costume didn't develop any interesting rips either.
5) I miss Magneto and Mystique already. Somebody write their powers back in now.
And if Charles transferred to a young body, will that make it wrong?
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Date: 2006-05-30 09:31 am (UTC)Hee! Not at lunchtime, unless you are Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent.
In fact, no one's costume got ripped, apart from Wolverine's one. Damn.
No
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Date: 2006-05-30 06:34 am (UTC)Because Storm was fucking with the weather? I got nothin'.
Why did Wolverine kill Jean? Wasn't the area covered in those little darts with the anti-mutant stuff in them?
Why didn't someone take the mutant boy to Jean to stop her going crazy?
...I. Wow. You have just proved her death completely and totally unnecessary. Now I'm very peeved at those screenwriters, yessir...
Charles and Eric were doing it a lot back then, twenty years ago. Oops, that's not a question.
Even
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Date: 2006-05-30 09:33 am (UTC)Yay, he is developing slash goggles. *g*
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Date: 2006-05-30 07:47 am (UTC)It... yes. Massive, massive plot hole.
(...and they totally were.)
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Date: 2006-05-30 09:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-30 01:51 pm (UTC)2) I think that we were supposed to assume that Jean was destroying all the 'cure' drug darts along with everything else and that it was taking all Logan's strength just to get to Jean to stop her so he wouldn't be able to see if there were any left.
3) Also I think that Jean would have sensed the threat of the mutant boy (she is telepathic after all) before he could get close enough to her to suppress her powers so she would have killed him.
4) *hee* Now that would have been nice to see!
5) Most definitely ^_^!
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Date: 2006-05-31 01:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-05-31 06:36 pm (UTC)Definitely, sounds fun ^_^! What time is it? And where do you want to meet?
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Date: 2006-05-30 04:06 pm (UTC)Also, I heard about the thing with Charles at the end, and I will be very sad if it means no more Patrick Stewart in the next movie. Sadness.
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Date: 2006-05-30 11:17 pm (UTC)2) As others have suggested, because she'd destroyed them - and anyway, her powers were so huge, they'd have needed loads and she could easily have turned them away (bearing in mind it took 4 to bring down Magneto and he still has a little residual power.
3) Because there was significant risk to the boy - she could work out what they were planning and kill him before he got in range and they were trying to protect him.
4) Because there is no justice in the world! ;_;
5) Oh my word, yes.
I really liked Angel. Very nice wings. But I'd have liked a bit more of him - he was a bit underdeveloped, character and plot wise, I thought. And Rogue - argh!!!
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Date: 2006-05-31 11:41 am (UTC)As for the rest of it, yeah, I see in theory what it was the audience were supposed to be thinking at all those points, but all the same it just didn't hang together for me, because none of it seemed to be thought through enough. It was mostly that, with two very obvious cures for Jean, they didn't try to use any of them. But then I suppose the boy would've been smooshed, thus negating the whole point of the operation.