The Hoff and friends

[louiselux]

So, we all though it couldn't get better than wet, naked Daniel O'Donnell (my poor eyes still have not healed... ). What better to add to your PAIN than a naked Hasselhoff garnished with wrinkly puppies?

Hasselhoff and friends: would you like to stroke my puppy?

He's a very special guy.

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[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

That is the most disturbing picture ever. The poor wrinkle puppy being molested, the mutant body positioning, the clearly synthetic hair, the color of the man's skin - you can't tell me that's natural - the weird coordination of puppy fur and the SKIN.

All I can say is: I've raised puppies. I know how sharp their teeth and nails are. And how they want to bite everything. I hope to hell those puppies got in a few really good nips before this photo. (Hey, that might explain his rather forced expression!) Also, I hope the one puppy - you know, the one who will need years of therapy to recover from this - is digging his nails in really hard in the photo.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

That poor puppy. I hope it had *really* sharp claws, and that it widdled on him too. That also might explain the 'I can't belive I'm doing this' rictus on the face of the Hoff.

[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

I don't know if you're familiar with the Manolo (http://shoeblogs.com/), but one of his - is it pretentious to say signature statements? Well, I'm talking about a shoe blog, so I'm damned well going to be pretentious - signature statements is, "The Hasselhoff, he is comfortable in his celebrity (http://manoloshoes.blogspot.com/2004/12/hasselhoff_09.html)."

I force Manolo down Best Beloved's throat from time to time - god, not literally. I just - I hate shoes, and wearing them, and god knows shopping for them, and I'm not even fond of overuse of articles, but I love Manolo. So the first thing I said when I saw this picture was, "Come here. You have to see this." And then, while BB was gazing at the screen in horror, I said, "The Hasselhoff, he is comfortable in his bestiality."

And then I was sorry. But it was too late. I was already destined for hell, and very likely on Santa's Bad List, too.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

*IS SO EXTREMELY DEAD*

Oh dear lord. You'd think a close friend would've taken him aside and told him that no one likes a man who molests puppies.