The Hoff and friends

[louiselux]

So, we all though it couldn't get better than wet, naked Daniel O'Donnell (my poor eyes still have not healed... ). What better to add to your PAIN than a naked Hasselhoff garnished with wrinkly puppies?

Hasselhoff and friends: would you like to stroke my puppy?

He's a very special guy.

Comments

[crotalus-atrox.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD that poor wrinkly puppy. :(

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

I know. It's in a very unfortunate position...

[crotalus-atrox.livejournal.com]

Indeed.

Excuse me, I must go blind myself now.

[graculus.livejournal.com]

Truly, the internet is a place of horrors!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

What gets me is that he's the same colour as the puppies. It just not right.

[graculus.livejournal.com]

There are many things that are Bad and Wrong about that pic - the colour of the Hoff is merely one of them...

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's hard to pick the worst bad thing. There are so many.

[myroughdraft.livejournal.com]

WHY DID I CLICK ON THIS

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Because you have to share my pain!

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

I've seen it before and I still clicked. Oy.

[cangetmad.livejournal.com]

I remember finding and posting that a few years ago. And it gets no less horrific.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

The orangeness nakedness, the strategically positioned puppies-- the mind that devised this photo must be very strange.

[emungere.livejournal.com]

I AM HORRIBLY SCARRED.

*thinks about Cat!Gojyo instead* Ahhh...

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Yes, quick! Concentrate on leather catsuits and Gojyo's slinky hips. NOT the Hoff.

[shezan.livejournal.com]

Oh, good grief.

PETA could get him for cruelty to animals, I think...

*sporks eyes*

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

I don't even want to think about what that puppy's sitting on.

God that sounds bad.

[cygny.livejournal.com]

Buaaaahahahaha! That reminds me of this scene in the Spongebob Squarepants movie, where Hasselhoff in his Baywatch outfit plays a rather important part *snigger*

And your icon combined with this post just cracked me up!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

A big tool indeed.

[cicer.livejournal.com]

OH GOD WHY. *douses eyes with bleach* Make it stop! Make it stop!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Somebody somewhere once thought this would make a cute picture, I bet. The fans would love it! Or run screaming.

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

Oh dear God.

*rips out eyes*

Ahhhh, that's better.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Please, won't someone think of the puppies.

What where they *thinking*?!

[hungry-worm.livejournal.com]

The puppy's rear is where no puppy's rear end should ever be. x_x

Please tell me that this is a montage, and not a real picture. It buuurns!

[hungry-worm.livejournal.com]

... strategically placed puppies to hide Mr. Hasselhoff's fat... Now that makes sense.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Bwah! Oh, the vanity. XD

[kintail.livejournal.com]

... ... ...

*backs away slowly, making no sudden moves, then breaks into a run.*

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

*runs with you*

[scribblemoose]

Gah! Give me nekkid!pale!skinny!pretty!Gojyos and keep 'em coming until I've obliterated that obscenity from my memory!!!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

*puts a bushel in the post*

You'll need at least 20 Gojyos to outweigh one Hoff, I think, and probably a good few Sanzos as well.

[scribblemoose]

and a few Hakkais to get over the puppies. ^_~

[akisawana.livejournal.com]

i need mindbleach

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

*passes you the extra strenght bottle*

Apply liberally and memories of the Hoff and puppies should be gone in a few days.

[wildelamassu.livejournal.com]

ERK.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

My thoughts exactly.

[askance.livejournal.com]

I've got to add this to the wall of Hoff we maintain at work. Stunning!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Wow. You have a wall of Hoff. I'm sure this will add that extra touch of class to it.

[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

That is the most disturbing picture ever. The poor wrinkle puppy being molested, the mutant body positioning, the clearly synthetic hair, the color of the man's skin - you can't tell me that's natural - the weird coordination of puppy fur and the SKIN.

All I can say is: I've raised puppies. I know how sharp their teeth and nails are. And how they want to bite everything. I hope to hell those puppies got in a few really good nips before this photo. (Hey, that might explain his rather forced expression!) Also, I hope the one puppy - you know, the one who will need years of therapy to recover from this - is digging his nails in really hard in the photo.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

That poor puppy. I hope it had *really* sharp claws, and that it widdled on him too. That also might explain the 'I can't belive I'm doing this' rictus on the face of the Hoff.

[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

I don't know if you're familiar with the Manolo (http://shoeblogs.com/), but one of his - is it pretentious to say signature statements? Well, I'm talking about a shoe blog, so I'm damned well going to be pretentious - signature statements is, "The Hasselhoff, he is comfortable in his celebrity (http://manoloshoes.blogspot.com/2004/12/hasselhoff_09.html)."

I force Manolo down Best Beloved's throat from time to time - god, not literally. I just - I hate shoes, and wearing them, and god knows shopping for them, and I'm not even fond of overuse of articles, but I love Manolo. So the first thing I said when I saw this picture was, "Come here. You have to see this." And then, while BB was gazing at the screen in horror, I said, "The Hasselhoff, he is comfortable in his bestiality."

And then I was sorry. But it was too late. I was already destined for hell, and very likely on Santa's Bad List, too.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

*IS SO EXTREMELY DEAD*

Oh dear lord. You'd think a close friend would've taken him aside and told him that no one likes a man who molests puppies.

[blue-monday.livejournal.com]

That. Is. EEEEEVILL!

[lisa-bee.livejournal.com]

THE POOR PUPPIES! What did they ever do to him??

I want to grab them and run away cuddling them but that might involve touching him. Argh, torn between puppy saving and self-preservation.

Where did you FIND this?