Dialogue meme: Kubota and Aziraphale

[louiselux]

For kanzenhanzai, who wanted Kubota and Aziraphale.

"Toki says you've got wings."

"I beg your pardon?"

"Him. That skinny short guy over there. The one with the chocolate parfait."

"He said… "

"You've got wings."

"My dear boy, have you ingested some kind of hallucinogenic substance? They really don't do you any good, you know. I mean, so I've been told."

"Nope. I'm sane and perfectly rational."

"I see. Well, it was nice meeting you, but I really must-- "

"You haven't denied it."

"That's because it's too ridiculous."

"Hey, you know what? Toki can’t lie. If he says you've got wings, I believe him."

"Please don't lean on my table. And don't touch that macaroon."

"Okay, okay. No need to get mad."

"I'm not. Please go away. I have an important business meeting shortly."

"Are you an angel?"

"…"

"I asked you a question."

"What would you say if I was, Kubota-san?"

"Huh. You know my name. That's cool."

"Perhaps you'd want to shoot me. Or set your young man on me? That seems like your sort of thing."

"He's not mine. Or, wait-- Maybe he is? Hey, d'you play chess?"

"Yes. And no, I won't play. This isn't the blessed Seventh Seal. And I'm not Death, although maybe that's who you're hoping for, yes?"

"What about pachinko? Uh. Okay. No."

"Sit down."

"Well, maybe I'd better be going-- "

"Sit down. Thank you. You don't believe in God, do you?"

"No. What’s the point?"

"Then how can you believe that I'm an angel?"

"… I believe in Toki, I guess."

Comments

[scribblemoose]

"… I believe in Toki, I guess."

Ahguhtwotwizzle. See, I was just enjoying the banter then, andit was all interesting and stuff, and then you went and did that and I went all melteded.

Beautifully done. :)

[avierra.livejournal.com]

Very nice. And I'm not Death, although maybe that's who you're hoping for, yes?"

Yes. Poor Kubo-chan. I wonder what a nihilist like him would discuss with an angel.

[kanzenhanzai.livejournal.com]

Meep! I was still innocently smirking about the pachinko line when you unexpectedly killed me five lines later.

Oh man, thank you ♥

[phiremangston.livejournal.com]

Oh, that back-and-forth was so fun, and then you had to end it with a line that made me all warm and fuzzy on the inside. <3

Lovely.

[lybra87.livejournal.com]

Ah, I have no idea who Aziraphale is, but I love the glimpses of WA that comes through. Mmmm, I love how you bring out Kubotoki, like little glints of light catching off the sharp edge of shattered glass, pretty and shiny and dangerous. I do think it's interesting how WA simply bleeds angst without it being belaboured or tedious, yet the most sweetly subtle, most brain-melting fics come out of it, and they fit right at home. Lovely, I like~

[kispexi2.livejournal.com]

Aw, that was sweet! And I like how for a moment Aziraphale seemed to be channeling Alan Bennett. Which would make Kabuta Thora Hird ... forget I just said that!

[kaoticwords.livejournal.com]

My dear boy, have you ingested some kind of hallucinogenic substance? *giggles*

Wonderfully surrealistic. And the last line: awwwww! :3
I loved this~

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

Awesome.

"My dear boy, have you ingested some kind of hallucinogenic substance? They really don't do you any good, you know. I mean, so I've been told."

I admit, I giggled!

[smillaraaq.livejournal.com]

Oh, the banter is priceless, and then that last line comes out of nowhere when you're least expecting it and squeezes the reader's heart into a little puddle of squeeing awwwwwwwwwww. *hearts* etc.

[bloody-soul58.livejournal.com]

"Please don't lean on my table. And don't touch that macaroon." I don't know why but THAT line made me bursted of laughing.
I love!! really, I love! but who the hell is aziraphale? I do know kubo-chan and toki but who is the angel?

[toscas-kiss.livejournal.com]

Heh. Love the way Kubo works out that this isn't someone he wants to piss off. and lovelovelove the last line...

waves!

[gilliotina.livejournal.com]

Please excuse my intrusion- I have missed you and your deep insights. Hope everything is going well in S'pore.

[chomiji]

Huh. And where does Kubota-kun's opinion on God go after this, I wonder? That was very interesting! (And I love that he thought, even for a second, that Aziraphale might play pachinko ... .)

mmmm~

[(Anonymous)]

Hi, anonymous lurker here, just want to pop in and squee over Good Omens/Wild Adapter crossover. Never thought it's happen, but it DID, and the result is winderful! ♥

Also, I would like the echo the love for the last line. ♥ "… I believe in Toki, I guess." Oh, Kubota. *wibble*

Re: mmmm~

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I'm very pleased to hear it worked. Bringing the two worlds together was more than a little diffuclt at first.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Crowley would be very pleased at his obsessive new gambling habit I am sure.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Aww, thanks! I;m glad it was a hit.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Aziraphale is from a book called Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman. He's been living on earth with his demon counterpart Crowley and they've become more human than demon or angel, and they're friends. It's a very charming and funny book.

Glad you liked it!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

:D

Awww, thank you so much!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

She giggled! Yay!!

In that case I shall count it as a hit.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

They are kind of surreal together, it's probably the only way my brain can cope with them.

Thanks!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Heee! Kubota as Thora Hird is priceless. And frightening, thanks!!

Aziraphale always channels Alan Bennett in my head - I don't know why.

[freezing-rayne.livejournal.com]

Oh my, that was some absolutely spot on characterization there.