Dialogue meme: Kubota and Aziraphale
Dec. 13th, 2007 10:33 pmFor
kanzenhanzai, who wanted Kubota and Aziraphale.
"Toki says you've got wings."
"I beg your pardon?"
"Him. That skinny short guy over there. The one with the chocolate parfait."
"He said… "
"You've got wings."
"My dear boy, have you ingested some kind of hallucinogenic substance? They really don't do you any good, you know. I mean, so I've been told."
"Nope. I'm sane and perfectly rational."
"I see. Well, it was nice meeting you, but I really must-- "
"You haven't denied it."
"That's because it's too ridiculous."
"Hey, you know what? Toki can’t lie. If he says you've got wings, I believe him."
"Please don't lean on my table. And don't touch that macaroon."
"Okay, okay. No need to get mad."
"I'm not. Please go away. I have an important business meeting shortly."
"Are you an angel?"
"…"
"I asked you a question."
"What would you say if I was, Kubota-san?"
"Huh. You know my name. That's cool."
"Perhaps you'd want to shoot me. Or set your young man on me? That seems like your sort of thing."
"He's not mine. Or, wait-- Maybe he is? Hey, d'you play chess?"
"Yes. And no, I won't play. This isn't the blessed Seventh Seal. And I'm not Death, although maybe that's who you're hoping for, yes?"
"What about pachinko? Uh. Okay. No."
"Sit down."
"Well, maybe I'd better be going-- "
"Sit down. Thank you. You don't believe in God, do you?"
"No. What’s the point?"
"Then how can you believe that I'm an angel?"
"… I believe in Toki, I guess."
"Toki says you've got wings."
"I beg your pardon?"
"Him. That skinny short guy over there. The one with the chocolate parfait."
"He said… "
"You've got wings."
"My dear boy, have you ingested some kind of hallucinogenic substance? They really don't do you any good, you know. I mean, so I've been told."
"Nope. I'm sane and perfectly rational."
"I see. Well, it was nice meeting you, but I really must-- "
"You haven't denied it."
"That's because it's too ridiculous."
"Hey, you know what? Toki can’t lie. If he says you've got wings, I believe him."
"Please don't lean on my table. And don't touch that macaroon."
"Okay, okay. No need to get mad."
"I'm not. Please go away. I have an important business meeting shortly."
"Are you an angel?"
"…"
"I asked you a question."
"What would you say if I was, Kubota-san?"
"Huh. You know my name. That's cool."
"Perhaps you'd want to shoot me. Or set your young man on me? That seems like your sort of thing."
"He's not mine. Or, wait-- Maybe he is? Hey, d'you play chess?"
"Yes. And no, I won't play. This isn't the blessed Seventh Seal. And I'm not Death, although maybe that's who you're hoping for, yes?"
"What about pachinko? Uh. Okay. No."
"Sit down."
"Well, maybe I'd better be going-- "
"Sit down. Thank you. You don't believe in God, do you?"
"No. What’s the point?"
"Then how can you believe that I'm an angel?"
"… I believe in Toki, I guess."
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Date: 2007-12-13 10:58 pm (UTC)Ahguhtwotwizzle. See, I was just enjoying the banter then, andit was all interesting and stuff, and then you went and did that and I went all melteded.
Beautifully done. :)
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Date: 2007-12-13 11:00 pm (UTC)Yes. Poor Kubo-chan. I wonder what a nihilist like him would discuss with an angel.
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Date: 2007-12-14 12:02 am (UTC)Oh man, thank you ♥
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Date: 2007-12-14 02:41 am (UTC)Lovely.
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Date: 2007-12-14 06:10 am (UTC)waves!
Date: 2007-12-16 12:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-14 07:48 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-12 04:42 pm (UTC)Aziraphale always channels Alan Bennett in my head - I don't know why.
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Date: 2007-12-14 05:58 pm (UTC)Wonderfully surrealistic. And the last line: awwwww! :3
I loved this~
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Date: 2008-01-12 04:33 pm (UTC)Thanks!
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Date: 2007-12-15 03:33 am (UTC)"My dear boy, have you ingested some kind of hallucinogenic substance? They really don't do you any good, you know. I mean, so I've been told."
I admit, I giggled!
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Date: 2008-01-12 04:32 pm (UTC)In that case I shall count it as a hit.
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Date: 2007-12-15 03:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-12 04:32 pm (UTC)Awww, thank you so much!
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Date: 2007-12-15 09:06 pm (UTC)I love!! really, I love! but who the hell is aziraphale? I do know kubo-chan and toki but who is the angel?
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Date: 2008-01-12 04:31 pm (UTC)Glad you liked it!
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Date: 2007-12-16 01:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-12 04:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-20 04:16 am (UTC)Huh. And where does Kubota-kun's opinion on God go after this, I wonder? That was very interesting! (And I love that he thought, even for a second, that Aziraphale might play pachinko ... .)
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Date: 2008-01-12 04:28 pm (UTC)mmmm~
Date: 2007-12-26 05:38 am (UTC)Also, I would like the echo the love for the last line. ♥ "… I believe in Toki, I guess." Oh, Kubota. *wibble*
Re: mmmm~
Date: 2008-01-12 04:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-11-09 05:00 am (UTC)