Dialogue meme: Kubota and Aziraphale

[louiselux]

For kanzenhanzai, who wanted Kubota and Aziraphale.

"Toki says you've got wings."

"I beg your pardon?"

"Him. That skinny short guy over there. The one with the chocolate parfait."

"He said… "

"You've got wings."

"My dear boy, have you ingested some kind of hallucinogenic substance? They really don't do you any good, you know. I mean, so I've been told."

"Nope. I'm sane and perfectly rational."

"I see. Well, it was nice meeting you, but I really must-- "

"You haven't denied it."

"That's because it's too ridiculous."

"Hey, you know what? Toki can’t lie. If he says you've got wings, I believe him."

"Please don't lean on my table. And don't touch that macaroon."

"Okay, okay. No need to get mad."

"I'm not. Please go away. I have an important business meeting shortly."

"Are you an angel?"

"…"

"I asked you a question."

"What would you say if I was, Kubota-san?"

"Huh. You know my name. That's cool."

"Perhaps you'd want to shoot me. Or set your young man on me? That seems like your sort of thing."

"He's not mine. Or, wait-- Maybe he is? Hey, d'you play chess?"

"Yes. And no, I won't play. This isn't the blessed Seventh Seal. And I'm not Death, although maybe that's who you're hoping for, yes?"

"What about pachinko? Uh. Okay. No."

"Sit down."

"Well, maybe I'd better be going-- "

"Sit down. Thank you. You don't believe in God, do you?"

"No. What’s the point?"

"Then how can you believe that I'm an angel?"

"… I believe in Toki, I guess."

Comments

[kaoticwords.livejournal.com]

My dear boy, have you ingested some kind of hallucinogenic substance? *giggles*

Wonderfully surrealistic. And the last line: awwwww! :3
I loved this~

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

They are kind of surreal together, it's probably the only way my brain can cope with them.

Thanks!