From the inbox

[louiselux]

Let us give thanks for our daily spam:

"...has gone to a better Land; all that is left of it for its loved Ones to lament over, is this poor smoldering Ash-heap. Ah, woeful, woeful Ash-heap!

Let us take him up tenderly, reverently, upon the lowly Shovel, and bear him to his long Rest, with the Prayer that when he rises again it will be a Realm where he will have one good square responsible Sex, and have it all to himself, inste..."

Is this actually from someone's writing? It's rather lovely. Also, everyone should have one good square responsible sex a day.

Comments

[inksheddings.livejournal.com]

I always seem to get weird bits of people's fiction, even fan fiction. It never makes any sense, the words are jumbled and I can't figure out how I ended up on the receiving end of it.

However, some of the sexual stimulant ads amuse me. I got one the other day imploring me "don't be ashamed of your manhood!" Well, alrighty then. *g*

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Heeeee! Yes, thanks for the advice, random spam person.