Really very cool bits

[louiselux]

From telophase's cool bits story generator, a truly awesome plot. I want to write this so much. Or, even better, make someone else write it for me. Or actually, come to think of it, I might even be writing this already.

The villain of this piece is a darkly Byronic anti-hero, while the hero is a misunderstood loner. The plot begins with a bloody but non-incapacitating injury in an abandoned monastery. The ending includes elements of sex in desperate and inappropriate situations and mind control.

Comments

[inksheddings.livejournal.com]

come to think of it, I might even be writing this already.

Well, good! Because I'd certainly love to read it. *g* And that generator is an awful lot of fun.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Yay! I'm glad. :D It's the best generator ever, surely.

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

Oooh, you must write/continue to write it! And you must sell it and have it become a multi-book series!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Mmmm, multi book series. *has pleasant fantasies of authorship*

I should write it on my dream list.

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Wow!

This story begins as it ends, with a bad guy who becomes a good guy. In Heian Japan, a quiet, angsty shapeshifting boy and a cynical religious practitioner with a secretly soft heart struggle against the odds and encounter a misunderstanding, sweat dripping down someone's forehead, and a closed-off man of few words who has a thigh holster. The text is a sweeping epic with a sublime ending.

It's like a crossover of all my favourite fandoms :)

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Ooooh! Now, you should really think about writing that. I love just about everyting about that summary, specially for some reason the sudden appearance of a thigh holster.

[olympia-m.livejournal.com]

I got this:

Your narrative is about mythology or history. It begins in a gondola. There is sex in desperate and inappropriate situations and a misunderstood loner who meets a storyteller. It ends with genderplay.

It's like somethng I would have tried writing once upon a time.... But I'd wish you'd write your story.....

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Gondolas, sex and genderplay! That would be rather wonderful!

[olympia-m.livejournal.com]

do not tempt me!!!!

Are you working on your story???

[rachelmanija.livejournal.com]

Sounds like Ukuku/Sanzo to me!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Ooh, it does. I'd like to read that. I wonder who'd win at mind control.

Hee, your icon!

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

Ooh - this is a perfect plot for Hakkai and Gojyo. Who could do the darkly Byronic thing better than Hakkai? And desperation, sex and mind control! Sounds perfect!

Now I have got to try this plot generator...

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

And desperation, sex and mind control

Guh. I think this cool bits generator might well come in as a story kinks generator too.

Try it, and please do report back, specially if you end up writing something from it. :D

[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

PLEASE WRITE THIS IMMEDIATELY. Ideally in multi-volume epic form.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

YAY. I will absolutely take your advice!!

[emungere.livejournal.com]

The villain of this piece is a woman with a knife, while the hero is a Barbary pirate. The plot begins with supernatural abilities become pedestrian in a ballroom full of swishing skirts and duplicity. The ending includes elements of crickets chirping at night and finally losing control.

I like this one too!

Good luck tomorrow! *pom poms*

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Maybe she is like an evil Nigella Lawson with a kitchen knife!! And the hero could secretly crossdress to infiltrate a telekenetic-lesbians-only club to seduce assassinate seduce her and steal her treasure map. I don't know about the ending but let's assume it contains hot perverted sex.

Also, thank youuuu. I'm sure my new brain helped me. ♥

[emungere.livejournal.com]

let's assume it contains hot perverted sex.

Sounds eggsellent, and yes, let's!!

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

Sounds like natural material for bb_shousetsu too.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Oooh, yes. It's perfect for churning out cracktastic plots!