Jesus saves through hooking up with cute heathen guys!

[louiselux]

No, really, he does. Or at least that's what it says on Dating to Save People from Hell, with its handy dating tips. I seriously misunderstood dating tip number 7, and I still can't decide if it's all a joke or not. Someone might easily be that demented...

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In other news, thank you to whoever sent me the virtual chocolates! And also thank you to the anonymous and non-anonymous people who left messages on my valentinr, because they were all lovely. Thanks especially for the Emily Dickinson poem, whoever you are, because I've never read it before and it is very very beautiful and affecting in all sort of ways.

Comments

[cicer.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHA! I'm pretty sure that's a joke, just because so many of the things seem to be double-entendres. But who knows, it could be serious. Eek. But hee, I misunderstood number seven, too. Too much porn, maybe? But what else does 'come inside' mean! *expires*

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Right! It must be too much porn that has sullied our minds. Oh noes, we will burn in hell.