Jesus saves through hooking up with cute heathen guys!

[louiselux]

No, really, he does. Or at least that's what it says on Dating to Save People from Hell, with its handy dating tips. I seriously misunderstood dating tip number 7, and I still can't decide if it's all a joke or not. Someone might easily be that demented...

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In other news, thank you to whoever sent me the virtual chocolates! And also thank you to the anonymous and non-anonymous people who left messages on my valentinr, because they were all lovely. Thanks especially for the Emily Dickinson poem, whoever you are, because I've never read it before and it is very very beautiful and affecting in all sort of ways.

Comments

[lydia-petze.livejournal.com]

Why is the Bible on fire?

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Because Jesus is very very hot, especially when he comes inside your heart!

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

Remember, God made you hot! And though you may dump your heathen beau, God never will. Also, God can afford better restaurants.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Right! And you'll never catch an STD from God either. The condoms of the lord never split.

my brain hurts now

[ajodasso.livejournal.com]

The Lord uses condoms?

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

I can't say. I never slept with him.

[toscas-kiss.livejournal.com]

But if you go out with the Holy Spirit you don't need to use condoms at all! (though according to the documentation he can get you pregnant either way...what a lousy date)