Fic perversions challenge

[louiselux]

emungere keeps telling me I should do this because I am such a huge pervert it would be interesting, and so I am caving... the secret fic perversions challenge!

Basically it's an idea nabbed from blue_soaring, who says "Got something so twisted, so wrong, that you're embarrassed to ask for it or write yourself? Maybe makes you squirm and you're not sure if that's good or bad? If you've got the balls to ask for it, I'll write it." I have no idea how secretly perverted you all are (at a guess: a lot), but whatever you ask for I'll have a go at writing it, probably something between 200-1000 words.

Fandoms: Saiyuki, Antique Bakery, Samurai Champloo, Good Omens, Wild Adapter, Hikaru no Go

Okay, feeling perverted? Go!

Comments

[tygrrlyli.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, okay, Saiyuki: D/s relationship (let's go with the unhealthy-forced sort of D/s) between Goyjo and his brother. I don't care who's the 'D' and who's the 's'. What I do care about is how they got there (maybe Nii screwed with one of their minds, maybe one of them just kinda snapped), and the thoughts one or both has toward the other. Whether there's any graphic smex-ing or implied smexing is up to you. But make it as disturbing as possible ^_^ Yay!
Thanks for doing this challenge-y thing, even if you don't feel like trying this particular request. Good luck with any others you get.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

But make it as disturbing as possible

Ha! Okay. *g* I will do my best.

[fieryredqueen.livejournal.com]

lessee...samurai champloo, mugen/jin. night before the game. drunken baseball practice involving vigorous and inappropriate use of bats and balls. hope you can work with that!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Heh. Cool! I will see what I can do.

[emungere.livejournal.com]

Yay!

Ummmm. I am still thinkng!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

There's just so much to chose from....

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

OMG!!! And you know all my secret fic wishes!

. . . let me think . . .

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Hee! I think I can guess this.

[indelicateink]

LOL!! Erm... maybe an AU that's Hakkai/Gojyo featuring an unholy Dokugakuji/Hakkai? :D Plus 50 points for making it yakuza!Gojyo. Plus 100 points for Hakkai working in a soapland. XD

Like Water for Chocolate/Antique Bakery crossover. Ono's emotions are instilled in the food he cooks. Gayformen!publicorgasm!Tachibana gives me a smile. ;) Make it as insanely perverted as you like, as long as the pairing is Tachibana/Ono or Ono/Tachibana? :D

Then there's always the verboten genderfuck!mpreg!Gojyo, but I'm too bashful to honestly ask. ;)

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, public orgasm Tachibana sounds awesome!

omg I love the sound of the genderfuck mpreg - more details plz, come along don't be shy!

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

You know, I am discovering - to my dismay - that I am simply not perverted enough. Where have I gone wrong?

Maybe my mistake is trying to think of a likely perversion in the Saiyuki universe. Saiyuki canon is really kicking my butt in terms of perversion. I think the most twisted thing I have ever contemplated was Gojyo/Doku, and canon has *so* got that beat...

Hm. Good Omens might be a better playground for my perversions. Will get back to you!

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

Okay, it's not really *perverted*, but it's a guilty dime-novel pleasure, so I'm hoping it counts. ;-)

Prostitute!Gojyo, man of easily negotiable virtue with a heart of gold, is being mercilessly exploited by all and sundry, because he is so pretty, so exotic-looking, so lacking in self-esteem and so soft-hearted (despite, of course, thinking himself completely cynical, selfish, hardened and wise to the ways of the world). Hakkai is first saved by him and then saves him in turn.

Bonus for Gojyo being noticeably half-youkai in ways beyond the merely cosmetic...

Yeah, lame. But asking for things we're embarrassed to ask for is kind of the point, right? *g*

[springgreen.livejournal.com]

Mmmm gah.

Ok, I don't know if this is really perverse, but... stripper!Gojyo getting into some serious trouble with rich!Hakkai, complete with a blowjob against a wall in which Hakkai has all the power, despite being the one who's giving the blowjob. Bonus points for additional bondage and fear+arousal.

Ditto for Sanzo/Goku with Sanzo in ropes/without power (I suspect Sanzo wouldn't take this very well....).

Only if you feel like it, of course!

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

stripper!Gojyo getting into some serious trouble with rich!Hakkai, complete with a blowjob against a wall in which Hakkai has all the power

I don't know if it's really perverse either, but I for one like it. :-) I have a weakness for stripper!Gojyo, and even more for prostitute!Gojyo...

Hey, maybe that's perverted? *hopeful*

[sedens.livejournal.com]

Um . . .

Ni/Hakkai. In which Jeep does *not* save the day, nor does Hakkai want him to.

This might lead to Jeep/Bunny, come to think of it. (Bunny/Jeep?)

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Do you want any particular perversions with your fic? Or just a big helping of wrong? :D

[ann89103.livejournal.com]

I have always wanted Ni/Hakkai, but after that picture of Youkai Hakkai that was posted all over the place last week, I now amend that to Youkai Hakkai/Ni. Squirm, Ni, squirm!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Mmm. And by squirming, you mean youkai Hakkai making Nii sorry for even thinking of messing with the ikkou?

[vom-marlowe.livejournal.com]

I would like Gojyo and Hakkai to have a kid; preferably with meaningful porn to start things off/get pregnant. Mpreg or genderswitch, either is fine and I'm not picky about which is the mom, but one that looks like them with widdle pointy ears and Hakkai's vines and maybe Gojyo's hair. Er. Or, well, I'd love to see possessive!Gojyo use teeth on Hakkai for a change, and not as a Hakkai request. Um.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Oooh, biting. Is that last one about possessive Gojyo using teeth a separate idea from the mpreg one?

[cicer.livejournal.com]

Hm. I don't really have anything to ask for (this may because I'm too upfront with my dirty fantasies, so they're no longer secret!), but I'm nabbing this idea for my own! Come request something from me!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Yay! Excellent. *g* I will think of something.

[aqua-eyes.livejournal.com]

0.0 oooooh. And I can't think of anything perverted enough. Hm. Shall get back to you. >.>;

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Okay! I will be waiting...

[stormcloude]

Heeee! This is a great idea!

I see you've got a lot of ideas already, but I thought I'd toss another in (though don't feel bad if you've already got too many to do this one).

I'd like a Taichibana/Ono/Chikage threesome with Taishibana being rather reluctant and having to be talked into it by Chikage. *_*

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

That is... very hot. Hard to make happen but I might just have thought of a way... *g*

[notfromvenus.livejournal.com]

This isn't quite as perverse as some of the other suggestions, but I've been secretly toying with the idea of BDSM-style Hakkai/Gojyo. Particularly the mental image of Gojyo tied to the bed with a gag in his mouth, getting spanked. Because Hakkai's just that much of a pervert.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, mmm. I like that image very much. Also, he totally is!

[rachelmanija.livejournal.com]

I just can't think of anything more perverted than Nii/bunny, and that's canon.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Dude. This is true. Ni/Bunny, in its little bunny dress. I just hope he rinses Bunny out.

[crystal-lilly.livejournal.com]

I can't think of anything because when I read all the comments my brain melted. Let's just say I'm definitely looking forward to reading most, if not all, of these requests. *smirk smirk smirk*

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

So many good ideas.. I don't know where to start!

[weyrlady.livejournal.com]

I mainly came up with this because I noticed no one else asked for Hikaru no Go. If it's been done thousands of times, I apologize, I'm not in the fandom. XD Sai/Hikaru, featuring older Hikaru and Sai's return. But Sai's still incorporeal, so Hikaru has to get creative.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm not in the fandom either, so don't worry about it. *g*

Mmm, nice challenge too.

[trensaddiction.livejournal.com]

You write Hikaru no Go? *glees*

er... but what to ask for? Something kinky involving the Room of Deep Contemplation, Hikaru, Akira, and a quickie perhaps? Oh! Extra points for somehow including the closed-circuit camera.

This meme is really reminding me how comfortable the handbasket is...

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Well, I haven't actually *written* any HnG fic at all yet, so much as fantasied about writing it, but your idea is very attractive. Would this be a first time, lunging passionately over the Go board at the end of the game?

yes, it really is getting a little too comfortable..

[grendelity.livejournal.com]

Er. Well. I know you have a ton of requests already, but the one thing I find unfathomably bizarre would be Gyokumen Kousho/Gojyo. If you can make it work, I will love you forever. It would probably have to be very, very wrong. XD Good luck.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Oh my. I imagine she'd adore someone as pretty as Gojyo, and I think he'd go for an older woman... who wasn't also crazy. Maybe she's captured him somehow? Hmmm, I like this.

[threewalls]

Youkai Hakkai. Gojyo. Cannabalism/necrophilia. (Possibly Hakkai having asked politely, hypothetically about just this situation, and Gojyo being dead from the actions of an outside agency, or indeed, old age?)

Perhaps it will save the Hakkai in my head from pondering such things and how to make them romantic.

(Though I have to admit it's more a matter of not having the time right now than the embarrassment.)

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Ha! One's inner Hakkai will keep on pondering such things, won't he?

The thing is, it's so him. I can imagine him in his grief wanting Gojyo, at least one last time. Maybe he couldn't even stop himself at that point, in his youkai form?

[hibem.livejournal.com]

This is cheating like whoa, but I really want you to write some 4th_and_austin someday, and am embarassed to ask. XD

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Ahahaa! I would LOVE TO. But what would I write? This is my problem you see, knowing where and when to jump in with that verse... actually it might work really well if you suggest some things you think I could write.

ps. I am longing pathetically for you and Kate to write the angsty parts...