Fic perversions challenge

[louiselux]

emungere keeps telling me I should do this because I am such a huge pervert it would be interesting, and so I am caving... the secret fic perversions challenge!

Basically it's an idea nabbed from blue_soaring, who says "Got something so twisted, so wrong, that you're embarrassed to ask for it or write yourself? Maybe makes you squirm and you're not sure if that's good or bad? If you've got the balls to ask for it, I'll write it." I have no idea how secretly perverted you all are (at a guess: a lot), but whatever you ask for I'll have a go at writing it, probably something between 200-1000 words.

Fandoms: Saiyuki, Antique Bakery, Samurai Champloo, Good Omens, Wild Adapter, Hikaru no Go

Okay, feeling perverted? Go!

Comments

[tygrrlyli.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, okay, Saiyuki: D/s relationship (let's go with the unhealthy-forced sort of D/s) between Goyjo and his brother. I don't care who's the 'D' and who's the 's'. What I do care about is how they got there (maybe Nii screwed with one of their minds, maybe one of them just kinda snapped), and the thoughts one or both has toward the other. Whether there's any graphic smex-ing or implied smexing is up to you. But make it as disturbing as possible ^_^ Yay!
Thanks for doing this challenge-y thing, even if you don't feel like trying this particular request. Good luck with any others you get.

[fieryredqueen.livejournal.com]

lessee...samurai champloo, mugen/jin. night before the game. drunken baseball practice involving vigorous and inappropriate use of bats and balls. hope you can work with that!

[emungere.livejournal.com]

Yay!

Ummmm. I am still thinkng!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

But make it as disturbing as possible

Ha! Okay. *g* I will do my best.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Heh. Cool! I will see what I can do.

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

OMG!!! And you know all my secret fic wishes!

. . . let me think . . .

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

There's just so much to chose from....

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Hee! I think I can guess this.

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

I'm tempted to say "write what you think it is" . . .

[indelicateink]

LOL!! Erm... maybe an AU that's Hakkai/Gojyo featuring an unholy Dokugakuji/Hakkai? :D Plus 50 points for making it yakuza!Gojyo. Plus 100 points for Hakkai working in a soapland. XD

Like Water for Chocolate/Antique Bakery crossover. Ono's emotions are instilled in the food he cooks. Gayformen!publicorgasm!Tachibana gives me a smile. ;) Make it as insanely perverted as you like, as long as the pairing is Tachibana/Ono or Ono/Tachibana? :D

Then there's always the verboten genderfuck!mpreg!Gojyo, but I'm too bashful to honestly ask. ;)

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

You know, I am discovering - to my dismay - that I am simply not perverted enough. Where have I gone wrong?

Maybe my mistake is trying to think of a likely perversion in the Saiyuki universe. Saiyuki canon is really kicking my butt in terms of perversion. I think the most twisted thing I have ever contemplated was Gojyo/Doku, and canon has *so* got that beat...

Hm. Good Omens might be a better playground for my perversions. Will get back to you!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, public orgasm Tachibana sounds awesome!

omg I love the sound of the genderfuck mpreg - more details plz, come along don't be shy!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Also, soapland!! Wow.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Omg no fair!

[springgreen.livejournal.com]

Mmmm gah.

Ok, I don't know if this is really perverse, but... stripper!Gojyo getting into some serious trouble with rich!Hakkai, complete with a blowjob against a wall in which Hakkai has all the power, despite being the one who's giving the blowjob. Bonus points for additional bondage and fear+arousal.

Ditto for Sanzo/Goku with Sanzo in ropes/without power (I suspect Sanzo wouldn't take this very well....).

Only if you feel like it, of course!

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

stripper!Gojyo getting into some serious trouble with rich!Hakkai, complete with a blowjob against a wall in which Hakkai has all the power

I don't know if it's really perverse either, but I for one like it. :-) I have a weakness for stripper!Gojyo, and even more for prostitute!Gojyo...

Hey, maybe that's perverted? *hopeful*

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

Okay, it's not really *perverted*, but it's a guilty dime-novel pleasure, so I'm hoping it counts. ;-)

Prostitute!Gojyo, man of easily negotiable virtue with a heart of gold, is being mercilessly exploited by all and sundry, because he is so pretty, so exotic-looking, so lacking in self-esteem and so soft-hearted (despite, of course, thinking himself completely cynical, selfish, hardened and wise to the ways of the world). Hakkai is first saved by him and then saves him in turn.

Bonus for Gojyo being noticeably half-youkai in ways beyond the merely cosmetic...

Yeah, lame. But asking for things we're embarrassed to ask for is kind of the point, right? *g*

[sedens.livejournal.com]

Um . . .

Ni/Hakkai. In which Jeep does *not* save the day, nor does Hakkai want him to.

This might lead to Jeep/Bunny, come to think of it. (Bunny/Jeep?)

[ann89103.livejournal.com]

I have always wanted Ni/Hakkai, but after that picture of Youkai Hakkai that was posted all over the place last week, I now amend that to Youkai Hakkai/Ni. Squirm, Ni, squirm!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Well, yes! *g* I think it counts and I do love the guilty pleasure, Gojyo-hooker scenario. Although, I kind of fail at feeling guilty about it.

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

Then I'll have some nasty Gonou/Kanan, please!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Mmm. And by squirming, you mean youkai Hakkai making Nii sorry for even thinking of messing with the ikkou?

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Do you want any particular perversions with your fic? Or just a big helping of wrong? :D

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Oh, guh. Okay, I think I might want to do the stripper Gojyo blowjob one.

[vom-marlowe.livejournal.com]

I would like Gojyo and Hakkai to have a kid; preferably with meaningful porn to start things off/get pregnant. Mpreg or genderswitch, either is fine and I'm not picky about which is the mom, but one that looks like them with widdle pointy ears and Hakkai's vines and maybe Gojyo's hair. Er. Or, well, I'd love to see possessive!Gojyo use teeth on Hakkai for a change, and not as a Hakkai request. Um.