Meme

[louiselux]

from janecarnall, because the other version of this meme is impossiblly hard.

Pretend for a minute that the only contact you have ever had with me is through my fic. We've never exchanged LJ comments or emails, never hung out in chat or on YM, never talked on the phone or met each other in person, none of that stuff. The only thing you know about me is the kind of fic I write.

What kind of person would you think I am? How would you describe my attitudes and opinions about real-life issues? Or, to use the rephrased question:

Based on the way I write my characters, and the way they speak, think, and behave, what would that say to you about my attitudes and opinions about real-life issues? Now... make stuff up about me based on my fanfic!

Comments

[new-kate.livejournal.com]

You're a high priestess of an urban clan of werecats. Your main task is relaying and interpreting the will of gods to your kin. Gods mostly want the werecats to have lots of kinky sex, eat tasty treats and play with pretty toys. Your clan follows your spiritual guidance with unwavering devotion.

You have a crush on a young gay schoolteacher who lives next door. He's totally straight for you, but you are reluctant to pursue a relationship, because

a) he's secretly a demon hunter and must never know of your true nature lest you become sworn enemies
b) you kinda hope he will hook up with another hot guy and you will be able to spy on them with your trusty binoculars
c) your harem of nubile and frisky werecatboys is keeping you very busy.

You like long naps, shopping for shoes and frolicking under the moon. You defeat your enemies by knocking them senseless with hot porn.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Ah, that young schoolteacher. He is so tempting, but you are quite right. Ogling him and his bf late at night with my infrared binoculars trained on their bedroom window will be far more satisfying... not that I have been making in-depth plans or anything. Also, yes. The werecatboys take up so much of my time. Maybe I can send them up north for a holiday?