Meme

[louiselux]

from janecarnall, because the other version of this meme is impossiblly hard.

Pretend for a minute that the only contact you have ever had with me is through my fic. We've never exchanged LJ comments or emails, never hung out in chat or on YM, never talked on the phone or met each other in person, none of that stuff. The only thing you know about me is the kind of fic I write.

What kind of person would you think I am? How would you describe my attitudes and opinions about real-life issues? Or, to use the rephrased question:

Based on the way I write my characters, and the way they speak, think, and behave, what would that say to you about my attitudes and opinions about real-life issues? Now... make stuff up about me based on my fanfic!

Comments

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

You live in a tragi-comic menage a trois with two guys who pretend they're not really that gay for each other, though you have your suspicions, given the number of times you've been locked out of various bedrooms/the kitchen/the bathroom and the little storage space under the stairs. On the plus side, Hakkai just loves doing washing up and ironing, though both he and Gojyo try to get out of shovelling up the dragon droppings.

[xsmoonshine.livejournal.com]

You are a well-meaning novice in a temple in a China of sorts, who doesn't mean to be a pervy voyeur sort, but damn, these two important religious heads keep having, ah, interactions that should be private when you are somewhere close by quietly minding your own business. =D

[karose.livejournal.com]

You have the hottest sex, anywhere, of anyone in the world. You do it in hotel rooms, in the rain, and on dirty leafy forest floors.

And you're quite happy about it.

Sorry, that's all I've got.

[cygny.livejournal.com]

You're a transvestite who wears a catsuit, pretending to be Batman at night but actually being nothing more than a stripper. But a bloody good one at that, since all the men women Jeeps people, are just at your feet! Including me :)

Oh, and I mustn't forget hot! Can't wait to meet you IRL! *drools a bit* :)

[new-kate.livejournal.com]

You're a high priestess of an urban clan of werecats. Your main task is relaying and interpreting the will of gods to your kin. Gods mostly want the werecats to have lots of kinky sex, eat tasty treats and play with pretty toys. Your clan follows your spiritual guidance with unwavering devotion.

You have a crush on a young gay schoolteacher who lives next door. He's totally straight for you, but you are reluctant to pursue a relationship, because

a) he's secretly a demon hunter and must never know of your true nature lest you become sworn enemies
b) you kinda hope he will hook up with another hot guy and you will be able to spy on them with your trusty binoculars
c) your harem of nubile and frisky werecatboys is keeping you very busy.

You like long naps, shopping for shoes and frolicking under the moon. You defeat your enemies by knocking them senseless with hot porn.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Dragon droppings are the bane of my existance. Who knew that Jeep ate so much? Amazingly Hakkai has failed to teach him to use the litter tray properly and he keeps weeing all over Gojyo's favourite shirts (Jeep, not Hakkai-- I tihnk). Otherwise, yes, such an accurate summing up of my life!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

It really is hard to avoid their interactions. They interact all over the temple grounds and at all times of day and night. They should be exhausted! Are they superhuman or what?

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Ah, there's nothing like the feel of wet leaf mulch between ones... toes.

*rolls around happily*

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Ah, but under my transvestite/catsuit/Batman/stripper disguise I am really just a simple half-youkai with a thing for green eyes and scary blonds with guns!

Also, yay! Meeting you will be awesome - I can't wait!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Ah, that young schoolteacher. He is so tempting, but you are quite right. Ogling him and his bf late at night with my infrared binoculars trained on their bedroom window will be far more satisfying... not that I have been making in-depth plans or anything. Also, yes. The werecatboys take up so much of my time. Maybe I can send them up north for a holiday?

[bandit-wraith.livejournal.com]

( This should be especially easy, as I really don't know anything about you except for your fiction )

You read a lot, mostly useless things that catch your interest rather than further your education. You like movies that other people don't, some just because they're pretty rather than having any sort of real plot, and it makes you sad that no one has the attention to detail that you have when, while some one is complaining about the sappy dialogue you enjoy the way the neon signs reflect in the street puddles. Sex isn't important to you, but you find it intriguing just the same and therefore are compelled to write about it; not for what it is but for what people can pretend it is, because you want to make it art ( rather than what it really is which is really not terribly attractive when examined under a microscope.) You like people, but not for the way they pretend to be, but for the way they are. Flaws are important because perfection disgusts you (you're not sure why.) You're a little bit sadistic but don't like to talk about it, you think you may be masochists sometimes too, but only because it's fair. You sometimes look up upsetting things on the Internet. You hate Mary Sue fan fiction, but have at some time in the past, (perhaps long ago) written it yourself. Even though you know you're a talented writer, you wish you could trade that to be talented at something else (painting, acting, singing... etc) Both Wikipedia and the thesaurus are your best friends. Your favorite color is now green, it didn't used to be. If your family knew everything about you, they'd have you committed. And Beef, it's what's for dinner.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Some wrong, as you'd expect from this meme, but some right too. I won't say which though. *g*