What's happening to my mind?

[louiselux]

Hesaiditagain! 'This is your steward penis speaking. The buffet car is located towards the rear of the train.' I am not imagining it, even though, I admit it, I was passing the time on the train this morning thinking pretty intensively about fictional characters having sex. But when he said penis I was fairly awake and alert and was not thinking lewd thoughts. It's a mystery. I went to have a look and to buy some tea off him and he doesn't seem the type to just say penis in the middle of his sentences. He looks too sensible. Mind you, I probably look sensible too and my mind is a continual seething pit of licentiousness, so he might well be the type to just casually reference genitals in his every day speech.

I think it might just be my brain. Further proof-- I have a magazine called 'Fabrication' sitting on my desk and I looked at it when I came in and saw 'Fornication' instead.

Comments

[cygny.livejournal.com]

Ask him! ^______^
About your mind, it's all that constant thinking about slash, sex, manliness and all. You know, this is dragging you in and soon there will be no turning back, you will be lost forever *nods*

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, I'm lost already! :D