What's happening to my mind?

[louiselux]

Hesaiditagain! 'This is your steward penis speaking. The buffet car is located towards the rear of the train.' I am not imagining it, even though, I admit it, I was passing the time on the train this morning thinking pretty intensively about fictional characters having sex. But when he said penis I was fairly awake and alert and was not thinking lewd thoughts. It's a mystery. I went to have a look and to buy some tea off him and he doesn't seem the type to just say penis in the middle of his sentences. He looks too sensible. Mind you, I probably look sensible too and my mind is a continual seething pit of licentiousness, so he might well be the type to just casually reference genitals in his every day speech.

I think it might just be my brain. Further proof-- I have a magazine called 'Fabrication' sitting on my desk and I looked at it when I came in and saw 'Fornication' instead.

Comments

[canthlian.livejournal.com]

It's possible he's conducting a social experiment. Y'know. Saying penis at random intervals and seeing if anyone blinks.

... some people juggle geese!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Hee! So true...

[cygny.livejournal.com]

Ask him! ^______^
About your mind, it's all that constant thinking about slash, sex, manliness and all. You know, this is dragging you in and soon there will be no turning back, you will be lost forever *nods*

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Oh, man, I'm lost already! :D

[yonmei.livejournal.com]

You're penis imagining it.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

I've used the word penis so many times today, it wouldn't surprise me.

[rochefort.livejournal.com]

Maybe Penis is his (middle) name...?

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

*chortles* Well, yes. Poor fellow if it is!

Is it a case of penis by name, penis by nature?

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

He could have aspeech impediment, and his name is "Dennis"?

Nah.

He's saying "penis".

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

I'm sure there's some unfortunate in this world called Mr Philip Enis.

I think he's saying penis too.

[sinick.livejournal.com]

It's perfectly all right. No need for concern.

You're just wearing your PORN GOGGLES! Now with speakers in the earpieces for STEREOPORNIC SOUND!

I've had mine on since puberty.

Relax. They're fun. 8D

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

*snaps them into place*

*adjusts*

Oh yeah-- everything looks so much better! :D:D

[randomblade.livejournal.com]

ha. I was in the hardware shop yesterday and read some liquid fertiliser as 'charlie crap'. It was carp. As in the fish. What a sellout. It would be SUCH a better brand if it were charlie crap liquid fertiliser. People. No imagination. Except for me. Who clearly has too much

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

I'd buy it!

Charlie Crap-- yeah.

*sniggers*