'Snape stopped giving me Occlumency lessons,' Harry snarled. 'He threw me out of his pants!'

[louiselux]

I know this isn't that amusing for Americans, where pants means trousers, but the pants game returns.... Some faves: 

Boromir - My father is a good man, but his pants are falling, and the people lose faith.

Frodo - Nothing ever dampens your pants, does it, Sam?

Aragorn - Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall.

Gandalf - The pants HAVE to hold.

Gandalf - I alone of you have ever been in the pants of the Dark Lord.

Mwhahaha.

Dumbledore: 'I must confess...that I rather thought...you had enough pants to be going on with.'

The Potion Maker
louiseluxium is a milky, runny lavender gel drawn from the brain of a heffalump.
Mix with louiselux! Username:
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The Potion Maker
louiseluxium is a milky, runny lavender gel drawn from the brain of a heffalump.
notassuchium is an opaque, swirling turquoise liquid siphoned from the heart of a vampire.
Mixing louiseluxium with notassuchium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a milky violet potion which gives the user protection from twisted plans.
Yet another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern

*sniggers* Protection from twisted plans. Yeah, right...

The Potion Maker
louiseluxium is a milky, runny lavender gel drawn from the brain of a heffalump.
lovelyzeldasium is a cloudy, soft tan solid leeched from the feet of a tortoise that eats the eternity tree.
Mixing louiseluxium with lovelyzeldasium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a translucent scarlet potion which gives the user the power of amazing hearing.
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The Potion Maker
louiseluxium is a milky, runny lavender gel drawn from the brain of a heffalump.
daegaerium is a translucent, flaky maroon powder drained from the leaves of a honeysuckle.
Mixing louiseluxium with daegaerium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a cloudy indigo potion which gives the user the power of acid-spitting.
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The Potion Maker
louiseluxium is a milky, runny lavender gel drawn from the brain of a heffalump.
cygnyium is a milky, runny fuchsia gel obtained from the saliva of a fox.
Mixing louiseluxium with cygnyium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing an opaque puce potion which gives the user protection from evil.
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Comments

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

*sniggers*

(Let Crawford go on a bit more, won't you? A teeny bit? I'm so in love with that story)

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

(Not a problem. I seem to have written another 3500 words . . .)