'Snape stopped giving me Occlumency lessons,' Harry snarled. 'He threw me out of his pants!'

[louiselux]

I know this isn't that amusing for Americans, where pants means trousers, but the pants game returns.... Some faves: 

Boromir - My father is a good man, but his pants are falling, and the people lose faith.

Frodo - Nothing ever dampens your pants, does it, Sam?

Aragorn - Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall.

Gandalf - The pants HAVE to hold.

Gandalf - I alone of you have ever been in the pants of the Dark Lord.

Mwhahaha.

Dumbledore: 'I must confess...that I rather thought...you had enough pants to be going on with.'

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*sniggers* Protection from twisted plans. Yeah, right...

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Comments

Hmmmmm

[janecarnall.livejournal.com]

[godlessharlot.livejournal.com]

Gandalf - The pants HAVE to hold.

*giggles* Indeed. A phrase I've uttered myself many times.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Who amongst us hasn't? :D:D

[lovelyzelda.livejournal.com]

"Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall" still works quite well.

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

Acid spitting! Coooool.

Nothing ever dampens your pants, does it, Sam?

Oh, Oi don't know, Mr Frodo. Seems t'me we could keep tryin'.


(And in other news: good Lord, will this fic never end? Canonically Crawford likes the sound of his own voice, but this is ridiculous!)

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

*sniggers*

(Let Crawford go on a bit more, won't you? A teeny bit? I'm so in love with that story)

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

(Not a problem. I seem to have written another 3500 words . . .)

[cygny.livejournal.com]

Protection from evil is good *nods*

And what does pants mean here? *ignorant*

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

'Pants' in the UK (and maybe other places?) refers exclusively to underwear, unlike the US where pants refers to trousers. So the pants game is much funnier if you're from the UK (and have a pretty basic sense of humour:D).

[gehayi.livejournal.com]