Gigantic post of Roger
Jul. 8th, 2009 12:37 pmWelcome to my ninety hi res pictures of Roger post! I took these during his quarter-final with Ivo Karlovic last Wednesday.
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Yay, it's Roger!

Roger smoothing out the already smooth towel on his chair. That's the only reason I took this photo, to show that important moment.

He had his wristband in his pocket.

And a bulge in his shorts.



Are my feet working?

Is my hair okay?


The absurdly tall Ivo Karlovic. That's Mohamed Layani in the middle there.

The coin toss, ur doin it rong.

No, I'm not.

Whatev

The belt touch. He did this a lot. It goes: belt touch, hair touch, forehead wipe, little bounce.

I just wanted a better look, that's all.


Big arm, little arm.



This is a manly pose.

I like this. He could be doing anything here. Fending off a dog, or doing some really bad dancing, stamping on a spider. ETA: I know! He's vacuuming the lawn!

HAIR


Girly feet.

Bouncing on toes! He's so graceful all the time. It's very special to watch him.

Might've got a bit obsessed with feet at this point.


Little arm!

This is the only real leap I got, as I was worried about making noise with my camera during play.


"Where's my hairbrush?"

I didn't take all these photos just so I could stare at his crotch. What, you think I'm some kind of pervert?

Pretty hands...

The bag! The towels he sat on! The water he drank from! I didn't notice any water bottle placement obsession, he seemed to put it down anywhere.

There was often what looked like chaos going on behind him on change-overs. It wasn't calm and quiet, how it looks on TV. People run about and things happen.

I love the attractive way he wipes his nose. That's actually true.

At this point Roger found a lot of lint on his towel. OH NOES!

Emergency lint removal!



Prettiness...

Every time I look at this I can't help but see that racquet as a phallic symbol.


Water drinking face

I think this chap is measuring the net.

Daddy Federer. I felt a lot more stalkery taking pics of him than I did taking pics of Roger. Also I didn't take any pics of Princess Mirka for the same reason.





It's hard work being this pretty.












Ball handling







Roger has actually just won at this point

Get the manbag on!

Mohamed Layani in the ump's chair - Rafa's favourite umpire. He liked to pronounce the scores like bingo calls: "Forty~~~~~fifteen!!"

More manbag action.

He's waiting for Dr Ivo to get his shit together and hurry up so they can leave the court.

...Waiting

Still waiting. Roger: 'Is this bitch even slower than Rafa?'


I would guess that 95% of the crowd were in love with Roger.

"Oh god, she's really going to post those shots of my crotch on the internet." Sorry, Roger. I feel awful.

Bye bye Rog, it was nice ogling you. It was at this point we began to feel sad. It's over, he's going!


The very last glimpse! Note the poor spurned Federbear.
Click through for hi res
Yay, it's Roger!
Roger smoothing out the already smooth towel on his chair. That's the only reason I took this photo, to show that important moment.
He had his wristband in his pocket.
And a bulge in his shorts.
Are my feet working?
Is my hair okay?
The absurdly tall Ivo Karlovic. That's Mohamed Layani in the middle there.
The coin toss, ur doin it rong.
No, I'm not.
Whatev
The belt touch. He did this a lot. It goes: belt touch, hair touch, forehead wipe, little bounce.
I just wanted a better look, that's all.
Big arm, little arm.
This is a manly pose.
I like this. He could be doing anything here. Fending off a dog, or doing some really bad dancing, stamping on a spider. ETA: I know! He's vacuuming the lawn!
HAIR
Girly feet.
Bouncing on toes! He's so graceful all the time. It's very special to watch him.
Might've got a bit obsessed with feet at this point.
Little arm!
This is the only real leap I got, as I was worried about making noise with my camera during play.
"Where's my hairbrush?"
I didn't take all these photos just so I could stare at his crotch. What, you think I'm some kind of pervert?
Pretty hands...
The bag! The towels he sat on! The water he drank from! I didn't notice any water bottle placement obsession, he seemed to put it down anywhere.
There was often what looked like chaos going on behind him on change-overs. It wasn't calm and quiet, how it looks on TV. People run about and things happen.
I love the attractive way he wipes his nose. That's actually true.
At this point Roger found a lot of lint on his towel. OH NOES!
Emergency lint removal!
Prettiness...
Every time I look at this I can't help but see that racquet as a phallic symbol.
Water drinking face
I think this chap is measuring the net.
Daddy Federer. I felt a lot more stalkery taking pics of him than I did taking pics of Roger. Also I didn't take any pics of Princess Mirka for the same reason.
It's hard work being this pretty.
Ball handling
Roger has actually just won at this point
Get the manbag on!
Mohamed Layani in the ump's chair - Rafa's favourite umpire. He liked to pronounce the scores like bingo calls: "Forty~~~~~fifteen!!"
More manbag action.
He's waiting for Dr Ivo to get his shit together and hurry up so they can leave the court.
...Waiting
Still waiting. Roger: 'Is this bitch even slower than Rafa?'
I would guess that 95% of the crowd were in love with Roger.
"Oh god, she's really going to post those shots of my crotch on the internet." Sorry, Roger. I feel awful.
Bye bye Rog, it was nice ogling you. It was at this point we began to feel sad. It's over, he's going!
The very last glimpse! Note the poor spurned Federbear.
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Date: 2009-07-08 11:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-07-08 12:08 pm (UTC)I don't even actually get how Roger can be so pretty, but he just seems to look even more amazing in real life.