Dialogue meme: Ono and Gojyo
Dec. 12th, 2007 08:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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puddingcat, who wanted Ono and Gojyo, two gays of demonic charm
"So, look. You can do this demonic charm thing, right?"
"You're very pretty, did you know that?"
"… Yeah. Actually I did. But that's not the point."
"Isn't it? Silly me. Have another mohjito."
"Thanks. Anyway, the point is. Is that your hand? No, wait. I'm not into guys, so don't go getting the wrong idea about me."
"… You were asking me a question?"
"The charm thing that you were talking about. It works with chicks as well, right?"
"It might. You know, I've never been that interested in finding out."
"Hahahah. Watch that hand. I told you I'm not into guys."
"Oh, I know that. You're all man, that's very clear. I love your jeans by the way. Are they Dolce and Gabbana?"
"Uh. Nah, Hakkai got them from the second-hand shop."
"They fit you very well. Very well cut around the hips. He's got a good eye."
"No, he's got a bad eye."
"I'm sorry?"
"Only one eye. He pulled the other one out. Gotta fake one."
"Oh. I see. Is he-- He's not anywhere near here now is he?"
"No. So, go on. Tell me how."
"You know, you're really quite gay for someone who says they're straight."
"Hey!"
"I could give you a demonstration, I live near here. There wouldn't be much sex involved really, just some quick masturbation. It's would hardly be a homosexual act at all."
"I dunno... "
"Please."
"Uh... Well-- "
" I'm so lonely, you see... "
"Hey, just about every guy in here's said hello to you tonight."
"It's not the same. Please."
"It's-- It's not that gay, I guess."
"Hardly at all."
"And you'd teach me the trick, right?"
"Of course. As many times as you like."
"What's your name again?"
"Yusuke Ono. But you can call me Yuey."
puddingcat, who wanted Ono and Gojyo, "So, look. You can do this demonic charm thing, right?"
"You're very pretty, did you know that?"
"… Yeah. Actually I did. But that's not the point."
"Isn't it? Silly me. Have another mohjito."
"Thanks. Anyway, the point is. Is that your hand? No, wait. I'm not into guys, so don't go getting the wrong idea about me."
"… You were asking me a question?"
"The charm thing that you were talking about. It works with chicks as well, right?"
"It might. You know, I've never been that interested in finding out."
"Hahahah. Watch that hand. I told you I'm not into guys."
"Oh, I know that. You're all man, that's very clear. I love your jeans by the way. Are they Dolce and Gabbana?"
"Uh. Nah, Hakkai got them from the second-hand shop."
"They fit you very well. Very well cut around the hips. He's got a good eye."
"No, he's got a bad eye."
"I'm sorry?"
"Only one eye. He pulled the other one out. Gotta fake one."
"Oh. I see. Is he-- He's not anywhere near here now is he?"
"No. So, go on. Tell me how."
"You know, you're really quite gay for someone who says they're straight."
"Hey!"
"I could give you a demonstration, I live near here. There wouldn't be much sex involved really, just some quick masturbation. It's would hardly be a homosexual act at all."
"I dunno... "
"Please."
"Uh... Well-- "
" I'm so lonely, you see... "
"Hey, just about every guy in here's said hello to you tonight."
"It's not the same. Please."
"It's-- It's not that gay, I guess."
"Hardly at all."
"And you'd teach me the trick, right?"
"Of course. As many times as you like."
"What's your name again?"
"Yusuke Ono. But you can call me Yuey."
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Date: 2007-12-12 09:28 pm (UTC)"Of course. As many times as you like."
Haha, excellent! I wonder who succumbed to who's demonic charm.
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Date: 2007-12-12 09:37 pm (UTC)This -so- needs to be written as an entire cross-over fic of its own. XD *giggles* I love it. Delicious. ♥
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Date: 2007-12-12 10:44 pm (UTC)"I'm sorry?"
"Only one eye. He pulled the other one out. Gotta fake one."
I think I scared the neighbors when I laughed out loud.
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Date: 2007-12-12 11:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-12-12 11:49 pm (UTC)Oh no, not gay at all...unless your name happens to be Hakkai of course. Or Yuey.
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Date: 2007-12-13 01:01 am (UTC)(PS great fic!)
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Date: 2007-12-13 10:02 am (UTC)♥♥♥♥
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Date: 2007-12-13 11:37 am (UTC)I love the address, too: c/o Bastard Priest Sanzo :)
(I'm now imagining Ono turning the charm on Hakkai. Ho boy...)
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Date: 2007-12-20 04:10 am (UTC)Oh Lord, that is so cute! LOL!
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Date: 2007-12-13 06:42 am (UTC)Love it!
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Date: 2007-12-13 07:41 am (UTC)I recently got sucked into the uber delicious world of Antique Bakery, and I was just thinking what would happen in Gojyo and Ono would meet.
You totally read my mind!
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Date: 2007-12-13 11:35 am (UTC)"You're very pretty, did you know that?"
"… Yeah. Actually I did. But that's not the point."
Genius :) I'm sure Ono will take great care to show Gojyo his trick over & over again, until he gets it right!
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Date: 2007-12-13 01:27 pm (UTC)Loved it.
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Date: 2007-12-20 04:09 am (UTC)I have AB ... you're going to come visit me, right? You could borrow them ... .
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Date: 2007-12-20 04:11 am (UTC)Oh Gojyo ... you're such a silly boy sometimes!
(Very nicely done!)