meming

[louiselux]

I can't get my head round this meme - it makes my brain hurt. Does it mean: if fandom was a fandom and we were all characters in it? Or does it mean look at my lj and all the fandoms in it?Aargh I am thinking too hard.

If my lj/louiselux was a fandom:

a. Who would people ship me with?
b. Who would be my arch-nemesis?
c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like?
d. When or how did I/will I jump the shark?
e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.
f. What would a typical badfic involve?
g. Who would be the BNFs in my fandom?
h. Why would my fandom end up on fandom_wank?

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[new-kate.livejournal.com]

This indeed is an insane meme but I'm just drunk enough to play along.
a. All the canon pairings have huge support. Every shipper war fizzles out very fast into a happy orgy. But the OTP is Louiselux/dimensional fold with an alternative time flow where it's possible to create mush more shinies in any given period.
b. Quantum Field Theory! Because it allows for less porn than String Theory. If only I coudl prove it, the Nobel prize would be mine.
c. Frogs. Like duh.
d. I'm sure if Louiselux-fandom jumped the shark it woud be a very sexy shark and it would be an altogether fascinating and very wrong/hot story.
e. TBC
f. It's not a badfic per se. It's an evilfic. It comes to haunt us and ambushes us in parking lots and steals all our brains. It goes like this: amazing characters meet inder fascinating circumstanses and have mindblowing sex. There will be more... or will there?
g. Hakkai and Gojyo are very active. They have sockpuppets and everything.
h. It would be all a big attention-getting scheme designed by Gojyo and Ono, where Crowley will play along using five different accounts and have way too much fun. Tachibana will take it all very seriously for about five minutes before he gets distracted by Chi totally messing up the firewall, and then Hakkai will get sick of it and ban everybody. Possibly with spanking.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! Oh, the shiny. I ♥ Dimensional Fold!

Hakkai would so ban everybody, including all of Gojyo's sockpuppets and maybe even his own too and then there would be spanking, interdimensional talking frogs and lots of sex.