meming

[louiselux]

I can't get my head round this meme - it makes my brain hurt. Does it mean: if fandom was a fandom and we were all characters in it? Or does it mean look at my lj and all the fandoms in it?Aargh I am thinking too hard.

If my lj/louiselux was a fandom:

a. Who would people ship me with?
b. Who would be my arch-nemesis?
c. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like?
d. When or how did I/will I jump the shark?
e. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom.
f. What would a typical badfic involve?
g. Who would be the BNFs in my fandom?
h. Why would my fandom end up on fandom_wank?

Comments

[trensaddiction.livejournal.com]

None of the following is at all true - I... still have no excuse. XD

Oh the Louiselux fandom! I know it well, been fangirling it for years so, hmm... let's see.

a) I can't remember who she's with in canon - pretty sure there was someone, but I don't think that issue was ever released in the States and I can't find scans anywhere, so... Anyway, given my choice, I tend to like crossovers. I ship her hard with Hakkai from Saiyuki, but that OT3 with Tenpou/Writer/Aziraphale was hot enough to make me consider it. Okay, and maybe I ship her just a little with the entire genre of well written erotica, but those fics tend to be very abstract and only make sense on three shots of absinthe.

b) Arch-nemesis? daegaer. Absolutely. But it works, because they have that kind of comic-book arch-nemesis thing going on, where they really get along well and relate to each other excellently - just with these undercurrents that let you know that by the end of the series, one of them will take over the universe and the other one will be left to... to... well, to curl up with a good book, gleefully reading and occasionally making a token statement of "I'll defeat you someday! ...oh, and you've a typo in this line on page 238..."

c) Oh heavens, don't get me started. Louiselux fandom Sues are the worst. They usually either have wings, or are half snake-demon. They're always male, more beautiful than any woman, shockingly well-read, keep at least one talking frog as a familiar, live in charmingly quaint (which is to say overidealized and fake) parts of Great Britain, and have page after page of trite and cliche'd sex (as opposed to the blisteringly hot erotica which is more typical of the canon).

d) Haven't seen a shark in the canon yet. And it's a fairly unpredictable canon, so I couldn't say how shark jumping might occur. Possibly it will involve chocolate, but I'd rather not speculate.

e) One evening, Louiselux goes out for a walk through her own imagination and there encounters the characters of her dreams in the pairings of their darkest fantasies - debauched and liking it. Warnings: AU, NC-17, m/m, kink, heartbreaking dialogue, and charmingly humorous moments.

f) Talking. Frog. Rentboys. That's all I'm saying. *shudders*

g) emungere is the one that jumps to mind. And daegaer writes cracktastic drabbles for this fandom as well.

h) Probably because of the ongoing debate over whether or not Original Fiction is part of the canon, or is just a side-story. The fans seem to go back and forth on this. On the whole though, it's a fairly mature fandom, so I don't see it winding up on f_w any time soon.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I love your answers. *g*

Talking frog rentboys!! Possibly with wings. I feel I should admit at this point to writing a talking frog fic, but there was no prostitution involved, honestly!!1!

debauched and liking it

Mmmm, yes. They make the best fics.

[new-kate.livejournal.com]

This indeed is an insane meme but I'm just drunk enough to play along.
a. All the canon pairings have huge support. Every shipper war fizzles out very fast into a happy orgy. But the OTP is Louiselux/dimensional fold with an alternative time flow where it's possible to create mush more shinies in any given period.
b. Quantum Field Theory! Because it allows for less porn than String Theory. If only I coudl prove it, the Nobel prize would be mine.
c. Frogs. Like duh.
d. I'm sure if Louiselux-fandom jumped the shark it woud be a very sexy shark and it would be an altogether fascinating and very wrong/hot story.
e. TBC
f. It's not a badfic per se. It's an evilfic. It comes to haunt us and ambushes us in parking lots and steals all our brains. It goes like this: amazing characters meet inder fascinating circumstanses and have mindblowing sex. There will be more... or will there?
g. Hakkai and Gojyo are very active. They have sockpuppets and everything.
h. It would be all a big attention-getting scheme designed by Gojyo and Ono, where Crowley will play along using five different accounts and have way too much fun. Tachibana will take it all very seriously for about five minutes before he gets distracted by Chi totally messing up the firewall, and then Hakkai will get sick of it and ban everybody. Possibly with spanking.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha! Oh, the shiny. I ♥ Dimensional Fold!

Hakkai would so ban everybody, including all of Gojyo's sockpuppets and maybe even his own too and then there would be spanking, interdimensional talking frogs and lots of sex.

[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

I have no answers. I just want to say that I'm so happy that I'm not the only one who doesn't understand this meme. And I have this instinctive response - questions! Like a test! Must! Answer! But I can't, because I don't understand it.

*fails at memery*

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

I am not alone. Thank god. No answers is very okay cos I couldn't do this, even for myself - am in awe of anyone who managed to answer!