Choose life

[louiselux]

GIP! by the lovely emungere. Be strong: choose porn, not sleep.

Actually, this is all wrong because I need to choose sleep, not staying up till all hours writing smut on AIM. But it's too much fun to resist and I have never exactly been the disciplined type, but for the sake of the dark circles under my eyes I will try and be good. Yes.

I'm sorry to be so behind on answering comments - you're all so talkative and I feel the Saiyuki ones require more than me just going 'oooh' at you, although I will if you want. I've just begun the final section of the epic porn novel (and yes I am wildly impressed with both of us), so writing it and thinking about the ending is eating my time. Oh, and that bothersome little thing called work.

Other than that I'm half-heartedly trying to convince myself that I don't need to write that Saiyuki/Strictly Ballroom AU, just to have Hakkai as a frumpy nobody who turns out to be a brilliant dancer and steals Gojyo away from bitchy prima donna Sanzo in the dance competition. I know, it's just an excuse to put them all in sequins. But! So tempting.

Comments

[lydia-petze.livejournal.com]

OK, that's really funny, because I spent last night reading it, the night before watching it, and tonight writing it. OK, I didn't write porn, but I was having pony thoughts.

[lydia-petze.livejournal.com]

PORNY. PORNY thoughts.

Ai yi yi.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Snerk. Yeah, I believe you, really.

Also, oooh. Is there much Strictly Ballroom fic out there?

[gameazel.livejournal.com]

Do it!! ^___^

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

I may be forced to, just to get the demented dancing out of my head. :)

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

You must do it. Just for Sanzo in sequins. (And the gloves!)

[coffeeandink.livejournal.com]

Other than that I'm half-heartedly trying to convince myself that I don't need to write that Saiyuki/Strictly Ballroom AU, just to have Hakkai as a frumpy nobody who turns out to be a brilliant dancer and steals Gojyo away from bitchy prima donna Sanzo in the dance competition. I know, it's just an excuse to put them all in sequins.

You don't expect anyone to discourage this thought, do you?

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Well, not seriously, no. I mean, sequins! Dancing Hakkai!

[emungere.livejournal.com]

You say that like putting them in sequins isn't a worthwhile goal!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

This is the kind of encouragement I don't need! ♥

[elyndys.livejournal.com]

Saiyuki/Strictly Ballroom AU

BEST. IDEA. EVER. Sequins rule! (I don't know if you've ever seen Nobuta wo Produce, but it's a high school drama where this guy sets out to make this very dowdy girl popular... *cough* I don't know how *that* became a Saiyuki fusion in my brain, but somewhere a twisted chain of thought made it happen! o.O')

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Like She's All That? Which was really Pygmalion High.

Yes, my mind is hurting now too. :)

[elyndys.livejournal.com]

Yes, kind of like that - but he frolicks in the sea (for several slow-mo minutes) with his best friend at the end of the series, rather than either of them ending up with the girl. Which was a lovely surprise! XD

Fusions are the best. >:D

[mainekosama.livejournal.com]

Other than that I'm half-heartedly trying to convince myself that I don't need to write that Saiyuki/Strictly Ballroom AU, just to have Hakkai as a frumpy nobody who turns out to be a brilliant dancer and steals Gojyo away from bitchy prima donna Sanzo in the dance competition. I know, it's just an excuse to put them all in sequins. But! So tempting.

Yes, please :D!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Hee! Well, maybe I will write some scenes from it. I am easily led.

[trensaddiction.livejournal.com]

Oh, but who would be the older man who demonstrates to Hakkai how to dance the Paso Doble with true passion? And sequins are nice but really, it's the strappy golden high heels I'd be looking out for. I mean hell, you get lovely moments of trying not to break one's ankles coupled with fabulous shoes and a not-quite-subtle nod to Konzen's fashion sense...

*giggles*

All of which is to say, yes: Hakkai needs to discover his inner drag queen ballroom dancer!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Maybe the older man could be Ni? And he could insist that Hakkai has to practise wearing the full high-heels-and-slinky-dress to have any chance of capturing the true spirit of the dance. Not that he is hopelessly perverted or anything. I'm sure Hakkai would have spectacular legs in high heels.

[karotsamused.livejournal.com]

... Mmm, sequins.


...Should never be mentioned in the same post as porny thoughts, because now things in my brain are both shiny and not worksafe. Oh, ow. *toddles off for brain bleach*

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Hee! Your icon is very funny - don't tell me there really is a song called Super Lover, that features Hakuryuu?

Also, yes. They are sequins of much doom.

[karotsamused.livejournal.com]

HEH no. The song does exist, but "Super Lover" and "Super Lover: Movin' Pleasure Remix" are by a jpop band called w-inds. Hakuryuu just seemed the sort to be part of the backup ^^

don't even ASK how i got here, I don't know myself

[nightengale.livejournal.com]

*GIGGLE*FIT*

insiiiiiiiiiiidious.

[karotsamused.livejournal.com]

... You are a dangerous, dangerous person.

[nightengale.livejournal.com]

even more so because i FIND YOU even when you go to odd places. *smirky*

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

You're saying my lj's an odd place, are you? *g*

[nightengale.livejournal.com]

hahah most people around here take that as a compliment.

And it's less odd in the conventional sense of "something's -off- here" and more in the dictionary sense of not where I normally am, as we're not friended to each other.

I -really- would like to know how I managed to get over here anyways. *laughs*

*holds out hand* Nightengale. I've already been pretty familiar with your writing, pretty frequently; now it's nice t'meet -you-. ^__~

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Hee! Hi there - I do recognise your name too. It's very nice to meet you too. *g*

[karotsamused.livejournal.com]

Ahh, the connective power of the Super Lover icon.

[cicer.livejournal.com]

Saiyuki crack AUs are love. Seriously. I am plagued with ideas for no less than THREE at the moment, and I really, really want to write all of them. Damn the shiny allure of putting the Saiyuki crew in strange situations and outfits! Damn it!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Tell meee, and then I can pick one for you to write first. *g*

Yes! Tell me what to write!

[cicer.livejournal.com]

Bwah. Um, one is a sequel to Some Like it Shot. Because clearly we need hot threeway sex between criminal!mastermind!Gojyo, crossdressing!Sanzo, and not!really!kidnapped!Hakkai. I just want to write more pointless smut supported by a wafer-thin plot, I think. XD

Also, I want to write hot!bisexual!street!thug!Gojyo (http://louiselux.livejournal.com/331733.html?thread=2171093#t2171093). And. Er. I suspect that would be another excuse for porn, too.

The last one I want to write is a Gojyo mpreg. I have no excuse for it, but I'd been wanting to write it for months now. *facepalms* I think this one would be not so much smut as overwhelming angst interspersed with fluff. I still wanna write it.

Mmm, AUs. :)

Re: Yes! Tell me what to write!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Oooh, choices, choices. Mpreg, is my choice. Just because of the frightening mummy issues that migt arise, and also I want to see Sanzo having to change a nappy. And Hakkai playing dad. Scary dad!

[andmydog.livejournal.com]

Actually, this is all wrong because I need to choose sleep, not staying up till all hours writing smut on AIM.

Eh heh heh... "sleep"? What is this "sleep" thing you speak of? (/totally hasn't stayed up past dawn for the past two nights writing smut on sages. totally hasn't. really


Also, sequins? Tempt. Tempt. Tempt.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Ahhhh! *is tempted*