Saiyuki snippet for cygny

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For cygny, because she wanted entertaining today: snippet of the silly.

Mutiny, Saiyuki style:


'He just won't go,' Hakkai said, shrugging.

'Why not?' Sanzo looked outraged, but also rather tired.

He was slumped in a chair. It had been a hard month, thought Hakkai. So many youkai, so little time, as Gojyo had liked so often to quip, before Hakkai had taken him aside and threatened him with a beating.

'I can't say. He sealed up his ignition slot and let his tires go flat. I've even tried bribing him with dog biscuits. You know how he loves them.'

Sanzo looked blank, clearly not knowing.

Hakkai wrung his hands and cast a sorry look to the floor. 'Nothing has worked. It seems we'll simply have to stay here a little longer.'

Here happened to be a rather pretty town, which had a lovely range of inns and bars and nice places to eat. Oddly, as it wasn't near the ocean, it had a beach. Hakkai was content not to question it, and had invested in four pairs of trunks, a beach ball and some high factor lotion.

'Then we'll walk. Where's my robe?' he demanded.

'I'm afraid Jeep had an accident on it in the night. Sorry. It won't take long to dry-clean. Look, here's a fresh T-shirt. The blue is really your colour,' he said as Sanzo snatched it off him.

'Where are my boots?'

'I'm sorry?'

'Boots.'

'Oh. They're being reheeled. Try these.'

He presented a pair of yellow flip-flops.

'Get the others,' Sanzo said in a low, dangerous tone.

'But Gojyo has run away again.' To the nearest bar, he didn't add.

Sanzo twitched. 'So? Leave him.' He shoved his feet into squeaky yellow plastic. 'These rub, Hakkai.'

'And so has Goku.'

'He - what? Where?'

'I've no idea. But he took your gold card and his swimming costume. The combination is quite worrying, I'm sure you'll agree. We should track him immediately.'

Sanzo yanked the door open. 'Come on. He can't have made it far.'

'I do hope you're right,' Hakkai said, checking he had the sun cream, towels and a large packed lunch, before following Sanzo out of the door.

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