Genjo Sanzo in...

[louiselux]

'Scuse me while I die laughing...

Genjo Sanzo in Some Like it Shot

In this non-stop bloodbath, genjo_sanzo (Meg Ryan) is a respected police officer with a secret. She needs to interrogate cho_hakkai (Christopher Lloyd) before the seemingly innocent sha_gojyo (Dougray Scott) brainwashes him. After equipping herself with lots of guns, she makes her presence known at a secret fortress under false pretenses. A thrilling remake of last year's biggest box office failure.

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I want to see this one!

Genjo Sanzo in Sha Gojyo Revelation

In short, genjo_sanzo (Jennifer Garner) is involved in a scuffle on a city street, and ends up in possession of a mysterious briefcase. sha_gojyo (Jerry Stiller) creates a robot named cho_hakkai (Alan Cumming) to fix the situation, which only makes things worse. The DVD features commentary by Jerry Stiller and choreographer/star Alan Cumming.

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Comments

[emungere.livejournal.com]

If the secret fortress was on a yacht, Sanzo could sneak in as a cocktail waitress. Marilyn!Gojyo, all unaware (or not) of his secret, would attempt to seduce him! (But then there would probably be shooting.)

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

and then, somehow, this would lead to frantic groping in a train sleeper carriage occupied by the Centipede Youkai Jazz Band.

[hibem.livejournal.com]

So, does that make Kougaiji Spats Columbo? Or should it be Nii? I can't decide.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Hee! Kougaiji, definitely.

[emungere.livejournal.com]

Yay! This image makes me unreasonably happy. Can Gojyo wear the white dress from The Seven Year Itch?

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Yeah! With killer slingbacks and curls. Sanzo would have the cloche hat, fur stole and leopard print pumps. I think Hakkai would just put in some dimante hairclips and everone would be fooled.

[hibem.livejournal.com]

Great, and now I'm picturing Sanzo as Miss Vida Boheme. What? Me? Obsessed with drag movies?