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daegaer: Before clicking the cut, pick 12 characters and assign them numbers 1 through 12. Write it down. Then answer the questions.
1. Cho Hakkai
2. Benton Fraser
3. Sherlock Holmes
4. Sha Gojyo
5. Aziraphale
6. Klaus Eberbach
7. Ni Jieni
8. Jeeves
9. Crowley
10. Genjo Sanzo
11. Remus Lupin
12. Kanzeon Bosatsu
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Klaus Eberbach/Remus Lupin? I've never read an Eroica/HP crossover, although I know they exist. I expect I'd read this pairing like a shot.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Un. Gojyo. Nnnngh. As hot as the toasty scarlet flames of hell.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Ah, Jeeves mpreg! If Kanzeon Bosatsu got Jeeves pregnant the resultant being would be so powerful and so deeply annoying that it would bring about Armageddon. Or world peace. It's hard to say.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Barrelfuls, but you need to readdaegaer, ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-syndicated.gif)
irisbleu, lovelyzelda and lots of the other very talented people on my flist.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Benton Fraser and Klaus Eberbach? *dies a happy happy death* I love memes, me. It's possible they could meet - Klaus could easily be in Canada on Nato business and they could bond over survival skills and love of vast barren places where there are no other people. They sleep in exactly the same way, neatly with hands folded on their chests, so there's never be any fighting over the duvet. They're both very orderly and precise and very capable detectives. They're both extremely fit. Both unreasonably pretty. Both are pretty much celibate, although Klaus is *far* more repressed. Klaus is unfailingly rude, Fraser unfailingly polite (well, mostly). Neither of them would ever get round to making a move. There's no hope. Ray K and Dorian though -- that might go better. *g*
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Aziraphale/Crowley v Aziraphale/Sanzo. Aziraphale/Crowley: theirloveissocanon, so that's that. Anyway, Sanzo would have Aziraphale desperately counting to ten and itching to bring down a bolt of heavenly fire. And he'd really purse his lips at having to liaise with Kanzeon Bosatsu. (That see-through dress-- so common!)
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Ni Jieni walked in on Fraser and Kanzeon Bosatsu? First he'd take incriminating photographs, then he'd join in.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic
Sherlock Holmes/Genjyo Sanzo: undercover in the opium dens of London's East End, Holmes is held at gunpoint by a bad tempered Chinese monk and his gang of thugs.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
There's no Hakkai/Jeeves anything, and I think the world is a safer place for it. Although if anyone wanted to write it... they'd polite each other to death over the tidying.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic
Ni Jieni/Kanzeon Bosatsu: Tears of a Crow. Oh dear. No one said it had to be a good title, did they?
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
For Gojyo deflowering Hakkai? The flimsiest excuse would suffice, surely.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Yes, quite a few people are into Ni.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Sherlock Holmes het. Hmmm. Probably, yes. I think. I'm sure there's lots out there, although I've no idea who writes it.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Remus Lupin must still be one of the most popular HP characters for fic, so yes.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Benton Fraser/Sha Gojo/Aziraphale. Um. Me. I can also think of several people who're cracked out enough to write this, and several more who'd happily read it.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Sanzo doesn't have moments of passion (at least not in that sense), but if he did he'd probably scream, 'I hate you!'
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
My song fic about Jeeves would be to, er, Two of Us by the Beatles. Sweet and odd and very coupley, like Jeeves and Bertie
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Hakkai/Klaus Eberbach/Kanzeon: er, AU! Angst, possibly lots of kink because, well, Kanzeon.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Fraser: You know, I have this cabin. It's completely isolated and no one will ever be able to find you.
Sanzo: Take me there. Now.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
It was a month ago - Indecent Proposal bylovelyzelda
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Oiling his gun.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Remus would be far too sensible to engage in sexual activity with an insecure, shape changing supernatural being. Or not. In a moment of weakness and vulnerability, probably.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Holmes, I think.
One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Cho Hakkai and Crowley-- Crowely would be so out of his depth there. I can't imagine him being able to cope with the angst, so he'd run off with a dangerous, violent redhead: Gojyo. At a loss, Hakkai has a passionate fling with a lonely yet hot werewolf and they bond over the tragedy of having claws and fangs, at least sometimes. It doesn't work out-- too much biting-- so he falls into the unhealthiliy omnipotent arms of Kanzeon, which, as Aziraphale informs him, is just asking for trouble. He introduces Hakkai to this nice Victorian detective he knows. Holmes and Hakkai find true love among the gazeteers and set up home together. Together they fight crime! Sadly, Watson is spitting jealous but Aziraphale knows just the perfect discreet gentlemans club to cheer him up.
I would call this masterful work 'The World is Full of Dysfunctional Supernatural Beings'. I think (okay, hope) someone would want to read it.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
If Ni Jieni/Jeeves was canon, I think Saiyuki would probably be the most exciting thing I'd ever read. Jeeves would surely find a way to end the minus wave without anyone having to be sacrificed or anything horrid like that.
daegaer: Before clicking the cut, pick 12 characters and assign them numbers 1 through 12. Write it down. Then answer the questions. 1. Cho Hakkai
2. Benton Fraser
3. Sherlock Holmes
4. Sha Gojyo
5. Aziraphale
6. Klaus Eberbach
7. Ni Jieni
8. Jeeves
9. Crowley
10. Genjo Sanzo
11. Remus Lupin
12. Kanzeon Bosatsu
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Klaus Eberbach/Remus Lupin? I've never read an Eroica/HP crossover, although I know they exist. I expect I'd read this pairing like a shot.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Un. Gojyo. Nnnngh. As hot as the toasty scarlet flames of hell.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Ah, Jeeves mpreg! If Kanzeon Bosatsu got Jeeves pregnant the resultant being would be so powerful and so deeply annoying that it would bring about Armageddon. Or world peace. It's hard to say.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Barrelfuls, but you need to read
daegaer, irisbleu, lovelyzelda and lots of the other very talented people on my flist. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Benton Fraser and Klaus Eberbach? *dies a happy happy death* I love memes, me. It's possible they could meet - Klaus could easily be in Canada on Nato business and they could bond over survival skills and love of vast barren places where there are no other people. They sleep in exactly the same way, neatly with hands folded on their chests, so there's never be any fighting over the duvet. They're both very orderly and precise and very capable detectives. They're both extremely fit. Both unreasonably pretty. Both are pretty much celibate, although Klaus is *far* more repressed. Klaus is unfailingly rude, Fraser unfailingly polite (well, mostly). Neither of them would ever get round to making a move. There's no hope. Ray K and Dorian though -- that might go better. *g*
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Aziraphale/Crowley v Aziraphale/Sanzo. Aziraphale/Crowley: theirloveissocanon, so that's that. Anyway, Sanzo would have Aziraphale desperately counting to ten and itching to bring down a bolt of heavenly fire. And he'd really purse his lips at having to liaise with Kanzeon Bosatsu. (That see-through dress-- so common!)
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Ni Jieni walked in on Fraser and Kanzeon Bosatsu? First he'd take incriminating photographs, then he'd join in.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic
Sherlock Holmes/Genjyo Sanzo: undercover in the opium dens of London's East End, Holmes is held at gunpoint by a bad tempered Chinese monk and his gang of thugs.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
There's no Hakkai/Jeeves anything, and I think the world is a safer place for it. Although if anyone wanted to write it... they'd polite each other to death over the tidying.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic
Ni Jieni/Kanzeon Bosatsu: Tears of a Crow. Oh dear. No one said it had to be a good title, did they?
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
For Gojyo deflowering Hakkai? The flimsiest excuse would suffice, surely.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Yes, quite a few people are into Ni.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Sherlock Holmes het. Hmmm. Probably, yes. I think. I'm sure there's lots out there, although I've no idea who writes it.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Remus Lupin must still be one of the most popular HP characters for fic, so yes.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Benton Fraser/Sha Gojo/Aziraphale. Um. Me. I can also think of several people who're cracked out enough to write this, and several more who'd happily read it.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Sanzo doesn't have moments of passion (at least not in that sense), but if he did he'd probably scream, 'I hate you!'
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
My song fic about Jeeves would be to, er, Two of Us by the Beatles. Sweet and odd and very coupley, like Jeeves and Bertie
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Hakkai/Klaus Eberbach/Kanzeon: er, AU! Angst, possibly lots of kink because, well, Kanzeon.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Fraser: You know, I have this cabin. It's completely isolated and no one will ever be able to find you.
Sanzo: Take me there. Now.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
It was a month ago - Indecent Proposal by
lovelyzeldaWhat is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Oiling his gun.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Remus would be far too sensible to engage in sexual activity with an insecure, shape changing supernatural being. Or not. In a moment of weakness and vulnerability, probably.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Holmes, I think.
One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Cho Hakkai and Crowley-- Crowely would be so out of his depth there. I can't imagine him being able to cope with the angst, so he'd run off with a dangerous, violent redhead: Gojyo. At a loss, Hakkai has a passionate fling with a lonely yet hot werewolf and they bond over the tragedy of having claws and fangs, at least sometimes. It doesn't work out-- too much biting-- so he falls into the unhealthiliy omnipotent arms of Kanzeon, which, as Aziraphale informs him, is just asking for trouble. He introduces Hakkai to this nice Victorian detective he knows. Holmes and Hakkai find true love among the gazeteers and set up home together. Together they fight crime! Sadly, Watson is spitting jealous but Aziraphale knows just the perfect discreet gentlemans club to cheer him up.
I would call this masterful work 'The World is Full of Dysfunctional Supernatural Beings'. I think (okay, hope) someone would want to read it.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
If Ni Jieni/Jeeves was canon, I think Saiyuki would probably be the most exciting thing I'd ever read. Jeeves would surely find a way to end the minus wave without anyone having to be sacrificed or anything horrid like that.
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Date: 2005-08-29 10:00 pm (UTC)Someone needs to write this. NOW.
Sherlock Holmes/Genjo Sanzo: undercover in the opium dens of London's East End, Holmes is held at gunpoint by a bad tempered Chinese monk and his gang of thugs.
Someone also needs to write this. NOW.
Benton Fraser/Sha Gojo/Aziraphale. Um. Me. I can also think of several people who're cracked out enough to write this, and several more who'd happily read it.
I think we all are. *nods*
Fraser: You know, I have this cabin. It's completely isolated and no one will ever be able to find you.
Sanzo: Take me there. Now.
*SO VERY DEAD*
I would call this masterful work 'The World is Full of Dysfunctional Supernatual Beings'. I think (okay, hope) someone would want to read it.
*coughs* And once again, I say: Someone must write this, NOW!
This is the best meme ever. It's so cracktastic!
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Date: 2005-08-30 12:03 am (UTC)Oh, man. If butler!Hakkai and Jeeves fought, the world would be a mere barren wasteland afterwards.
Also RayK/Dorian would be quite hot, and their liason might prompt Klaus and Fraser to get off their asses and do something about getting their boys back. This would make a lovely fic. *hopeful smile*
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Date: 2005-08-30 07:39 am (UTC)I think I'm in love with the Eroica/Due South crossover idea - these memes are dangerous, I tell you:) Maybe Ray K nad Dorian would be holed up at the same hotel and would bond over the fear of chilblains.
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Date: 2005-08-30 07:44 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-30 02:36 pm (UTC)Heh. They could be stuck in a Canadian shack, thus proving that you really can use anyone in that challenge.
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Date: 2005-08-30 05:24 pm (UTC)Meanwhile, in a Canadian shack, Dorian is making the best of it...
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Date: 2005-08-30 05:30 pm (UTC)Dorian is making the best of it...
Heee.
RayK: Er...don't you think it's a little cold to be undressing? ...Right in the middle of the room?
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Date: 2005-08-30 06:03 pm (UTC)'Don't be silly, darling. Actually I'm feeling rather, ah, hot. How about you?' *strips off to reveal set of red Mountie longjohns*
Ray: *is pwned*
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Date: 2005-08-30 10:30 am (UTC)I want to read this so much now. XD
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Date: 2005-09-01 12:48 pm (UTC)I could read this story over and over again! *g*
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