louiselux | Ficlet - The Morning After, implied Gojyo/everyone , PG

akisawana suggested: Gojyo deflowering Goku. Or trying to explain that to Sanzo. The second option seemed like a good opportunity to make Sanzo's blood vessels pop: basically this is implied Gojyo/everyone , PG

The Morning After

Hakkai and Sanzo were already at breakfast when Gojyo and Goku came down. Hakkai sipped his tea and carried on gazing out of the window at the street, apparently oblivious to them. Sanzo didn't acknowledge them either. Instead he directed clouds of cigarette smoke across Goku's face and repeatedly flicked his ash into Gojyo's coffee.

'That's the second cup you've ruined, you bastard' Gojyo growled, shoving it away so it slopped on to the table top. He lurched forward over the table, pushing his face into Sanzo's. 'What the hell's up with you, anyhow?'

Sanzo's mouth contracted to tight crinkled line. He didn't answer but just looked at Gojyo with a flat stare.

'Sanzo,' Goku began. He toyed with his food, eyes on his plate. 'Is there something wrong?'

'You tell me,' Sanzo snarled, sitting back and folding his arms. 'It sounded like someone had fun last night. Thin walls, shitheads,' he hissed.

Goku glanced at Gojyo, a quick sideways flicker. Gojyo cleared his throat and seemed to be finding lots to look at on the other side of the room.

'Um,' Goku said, his voice quavering. His shoulders slumped as if he was trying to make himself smaller. 'Well. Everything's fine.'

'Ah, yes,' Hakkai said, turning round finally. 'That's because Gojyo is very good at it. Aren't you, Gojyo?' He smiled and Gojyo flinched.

'Shit,' Gojyo muttered. 'Don't look at me like that, Hakkai. He wanted to. It's not like I could say 'no'--it was his first time.' He brightened. 'Anyway, Sha Gojyo never disappoints a lover.' He glanced at Goku and frowned. 'Even one with monkey-like features.'

Goku clapped his hands over his ears, face glowing. 'Shut up,' he yelled. 'I can't believe I let you-- ugh.'

Gojyo turned on him. 'What? I'm not the one who couldn't last more than 15 seconds. Learn some self control before you come back, monkey! In fact, don't come back.'

Goku launched himself in a ball of spitting fury.

'Disgusting,' Sanzo snapped, then repeated it, placing both hands on the table and rising, as if he thought they might not have heard the first time, 'You're disgusting. Both of you.'

'Ah, can it, monk,' Gojyo said, while trying to get Goku's foot out of his face, 'You're only annoyed because Wednesday is usually your night.'

Sanzo went red. 'Fuck you!'

'Hmmm, yeah. Maybe later?' Gojyo said, with a leer.

'Actually, Gojyo… ' Hakkai said. He put his teacup down so firmly that tiny cracks formed at the base, then winched out another smile.

Gojyo flinched again, in unison with Sanzo and Goku this time.

'Er. Okay. Looks like I'll have to take a rain check, Sanzo. I'm, ah, busy tonight. Tomorrow?'

'I'll kill you!'

'No, I want to kill him,' Goku cried.

'Well, wait until tomorrow morning at least, please,' said Hakkai.

So they did.

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From:

hydr0phobia.livejournal.com

...Louise?

This was...

...Neo's head asplode because OMG WTF LMFAO.

MY LOVE FOR YOU! SO E-CANON! D:

GOJYO X EVERYONE/ANYONE OTP. SPREAD TEH LURVE. :D

-Neo

From:

the Iberio-Swiss divide

Ficlet - The Morning After, implied Gojyo/everyone , PG

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