Ficlet - The Morning After, implied Gojyo/everyone , PG

[louiselux]

akisawana suggested: Gojyo deflowering Goku. Or trying to explain that to Sanzo. The second option seemed like a good opportunity to make Sanzo's blood vessels pop: basically this is implied Gojyo/everyone , PG

The Morning After

Hakkai and Sanzo were already at breakfast when Gojyo and Goku came down. Hakkai sipped his tea and carried on gazing out of the window at the street, apparently oblivious to them. Sanzo didn't acknowledge them either. Instead he directed clouds of cigarette smoke across Goku's face and repeatedly flicked his ash into Gojyo's coffee.

'That's the second cup you've ruined, you bastard' Gojyo growled, shoving it away so it slopped on to the table top. He lurched forward over the table, pushing his face into Sanzo's. 'What the hell's up with you, anyhow?'

Sanzo's mouth contracted to tight crinkled line. He didn't answer but just looked at Gojyo with a flat stare.

'Sanzo,' Goku began. He toyed with his food, eyes on his plate. 'Is there something wrong?'

'You tell me,' Sanzo snarled, sitting back and folding his arms. 'It sounded like someone had fun last night. Thin walls, shitheads,' he hissed.

Goku glanced at Gojyo, a quick sideways flicker. Gojyo cleared his throat and seemed to be finding lots to look at on the other side of the room.

'Um,' Goku said, his voice quavering. His shoulders slumped as if he was trying to make himself smaller. 'Well. Everything's fine.'

'Ah, yes,' Hakkai said, turning round finally. 'That's because Gojyo is very good at it. Aren't you, Gojyo?' He smiled and Gojyo flinched.

'Shit,' Gojyo muttered. 'Don't look at me like that, Hakkai. He wanted to. It's not like I could say 'no'--it was his first time.' He brightened. 'Anyway, Sha Gojyo never disappoints a lover.' He glanced at Goku and frowned. 'Even one with monkey-like features.'

Goku clapped his hands over his ears, face glowing. 'Shut up,' he yelled. 'I can't believe I let you-- ugh.'

Gojyo turned on him. 'What? I'm not the one who couldn't last more than 15 seconds. Learn some self control before you come back, monkey! In fact, don't come back.'

Goku launched himself in a ball of spitting fury.

'Disgusting,' Sanzo snapped, then repeated it, placing both hands on the table and rising, as if he thought they might not have heard the first time, 'You're disgusting. Both of you.'

'Ah, can it, monk,' Gojyo said, while trying to get Goku's foot out of his face, 'You're only annoyed because Wednesday is usually your night.'

Sanzo went red. 'Fuck you!'

'Hmmm, yeah. Maybe later?' Gojyo said, with a leer.

'Actually, Gojyo… ' Hakkai said. He put his teacup down so firmly that tiny cracks formed at the base, then winched out another smile.

Gojyo flinched again, in unison with Sanzo and Goku this time.

'Er. Okay. Looks like I'll have to take a rain check, Sanzo. I'm, ah, busy tonight. Tomorrow?'

'I'll kill you!'

'No, I want to kill him,' Goku cried.

'Well, wait until tomorrow morning at least, please,' said Hakkai.

So they did.

Comments

[hydr0phobia.livejournal.com]

...Louise?

This was...

...Neo's head asplode because OMG WTF LMFAO.

MY LOVE FOR YOU! SO E-CANON! D:

GOJYO X EVERYONE/ANYONE OTP. SPREAD TEH LURVE. :D

-Neo

[new-kate.livejournal.com]

oh man, this is just great *cracks up*
How much I love the way you write Hakkai?
Simply put, you rock. I'm looooving this ficlet maraphon you are having. So much goodness in so little time!!!

[aqua-eyes.livejournal.com]

:lmao:

Gojyo. The team slut. XD!!!! :too amused:

[karose.livejournal.com]

So they did.

Bwahaa. Oh, the implications.

[hungry-worm.livejournal.com]

The last four lines... *loves* a perfect ending. *waves little Hakkai flag*
:D

[scribblemoose]

Oh, just wonderful.

You're only annoyed because Wednesday is usually your night.

Superb. And Hakkai and the teacup - so vivid. So Hakkai.

^___^

[permetaform]

oh. oh cow. oh holy cow.

HEEEE!

[lisa-bee.livejournal.com]

'Well, wait until tomorrow morning at least, please,' said Hakkai.

So they did.


....
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Hmm. I'll have to get back to you on this when my brain has returned. Right now it appears to have made a bid for freedom and is running away quick as its little grey legs can carry it. :D

[hibem.livejournal.com]

:grins: I love it when Hakkai's all passive-aggressive about pwning Gojyo.

[cicer.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA! Gojyo really is the group slut, isn't he? And I loved this:

'That's because Gojyo is very good at it. Aren't you, Gojyo?' He smiled and Gojyo flinched.

Oh, Hakkai! Only you can make perkiness scary as hell.

Loved this ficlet. *giggles*

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA. XD i'm sorry for lack of coherency but i think i'm going to cry from laughing over here. "wait until morning" ahahahahaha XD

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

::DIES::

[shirochan.livejournal.com]

*dead* oh I am so amused. Hakkai always manages to get his way via promises of certain death and domestic hell. XD


'No, I want to kill him,' Goku cried.

'Well, wait until tomorrow morning at least, please,' said Hakkai.

So they did.

XDXDXD

[emungere.livejournal.com]

Hee! The teacup! Oh, Hakkai. You're so not subtle at all.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Yay! So glad you liked this:D

[akisawana.livejournal.com]

I got a ficlet!! Yay! Love it muchly.
My favorite line:
'Ah, yes,' Hakkai said, turning round finally. 'That's because Gojyo is very good at it. Aren't you, Gojyo?' He smiled and Gojyo flinched.
Also, the teacup!

[ninhursag.livejournal.com]

Hahahahaha. Oh, dear lord. I love it.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Thanks:)

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Very glad indeed you like it:)

Hakkai has the powah to make red heads obey him with a single look!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Poor Hakkai.. he has terrible impulse control issues.

Glad you liked:)

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks so much:)

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

*revives you*

Glad you liked it:)

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Hey - thank you:) I'm so pleased you liked it!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Aww, thank you! That makes me very happy to hear:)

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Is there anyone anything he won't do? *sniggers*

Thanks!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Bwah! It depends on what method they use to kill him. ;-)

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Yay - he rules in the 'getting his own way' stakes. You've got to love him for that:)

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

I'm so happy you liked this! Thank you:)

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Only you can make perkiness scary as hell

I love that! It's exactly what he does.

Glad you liked it:)

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm, me too. *g*

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Hee hee! I hope you caught up with it...

Thanks - glad you enjoyed it:)

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Yay - thank you!

[hime-no-nishi.livejournal.com]

Quintessintial Minekurafulness of Saiyuki. Hakkai owns everyone in the Sanzo Ikkou. Gojyo will sleep with anyone of his teams mates because he'd sleep with the Buddha if the Buddha was hot and all of his team mates are hotter than lava. And Sanzo is bitchy as always. This is excellent. I have a friend who loves 59. This fic was funny beyond belief. Wonderful writing. This is still making me laugh.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much! I'm thrilled you liked it.

[wedjateye.livejournal.com]

'Don't look at me like that, Hakkai. He wanted to. It's not like I could say 'no'--it was his first time.'

I can so imagine this exchange. And I kept flinching along with Gojyo every time Hakkai smiled his displeasure.

[aoyagi.livejournal.com]

Okay, I *must* comment on this. Goyjo, the Team Slut is PRECIOUS. I think I'm grinning like a MANIAC. ::falls over laughing::