I feel you should know...

[louiselux]

Your hair is reminiscent of a self-digesting yak in heat.

And also, I've never said this before but I've always thought...

Your face is like an imperfectly shaven tennis ball.

And, what's more,

The perils of your eyelashes torture my libido into a state of crass belief in Roman Catholicism. (I'm sure I've seen that anime)

From the surrealist compliment generator

Comments

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

Speaking of cardinals, the seared runes crossing your divided consciousness do speak of contemptuous cardinals setting a Spanish villa ablaze.

I think I've seen THAT movie too.

[emungere.livejournal.com]

Heh, I think I have too. Wasn't that the one with the vampires? Or maybe Jackie Chan?

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

It was Chuck Norris-- remember he had wore nothing but those tiny shorts and a CO2 fire extinguisher.

[emungere.livejournal.com]

*scarred for life*

But...if he was wearing shorts, where did the long cylindrical bit of the fire extinguisher go?

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

*waggles eyebrows*

Where indeed?

[emungere.livejournal.com]

I am not thinkng about Chuck Norris/Fire extinguisher.
I am not thinkng about Chuck Norris/Fire extinguisher.
I am not thinkng about Chuck Norris/Fire extinguisher.
I am not thinkng about Chuck Norris/Fire extinguisher...

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

I don't believe you... XD

I hope he rinses the nozzle afterwards.

[emungere.livejournal.com]

EVIL! EVIL I TELL YOU.

Oh god, so do I. *shudder*

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

And did I ever tell you that your presence reminds one of a blind jackal, eternally dependent upon misguided archbishops to provide instruction in bowling.

I think they were in the trailer...