Ni!

[louiselux]

Because I am lame: another Ni Jianyi epic.

Hakkai didn't take the laughter well.

'Oh, look! There's more. Listen to this, Sanzo. It's quite fascinating: "From Eternity to Here by Ni Jianyi, a Bodice Robe Ripper in 105 parts. Part One: When Sanzos Go Bad."'

'The pervert! I'll kill him. Don’t you dare - '

'"Genjyo Sanzo stroked his hands over his skintight leather shirt in an unmistakeable gesture of arousal. His silky blond hair fell seductively over his smooth, porcelain-pure skin as he dropped to his knees in front of the tall half-youkai. 'Come on and show me what you can do, big boy,' he whispered... "'

Hakkai only just managed to dodge the thunderous hail of bullets.

'Can I have a copy of that?' whispered Gojyo, afterwards.

Comments

[fleurrochard]

Heeeeeeeeeeh!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Thanks:-)

[baka-gaijin.livejournal.com]

You are seriously twisted. Please continue.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

You mean, you want to read the Shacest and the Goku/Nyoi-bo?

I think I might have to take Ni's pen away. XD

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

I can't speak for baka_gaijin, of course... but I confess that I, for one, would *love* to read the Shacest.

Because I can't help but find that Gojyo flirts with his brother, for whatever reason - probably just an automatic default setting when he wants someone to like him, or pay attention to him, or whatnot, but...

And now I apologize for the short off-topic ramble. ;-)

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

I think that's true - Gojyo does flirt with his brother and defintely wants his attention, in some way.

MJJ has a fic that has amazing Gojyo/Doku - Four Quarters.

http://home.eol.ca/~basara/intaglio/

[akisawana.livejournal.com]

First off, that fic was just flat out hilarious.
And I think the inside of Gojyo's head must look something like this:
"Mom loves Jien --> Mom sleeps with Jien
Mom doesn't love me --> Mom doesn't sleep with me
So if Jien loves me, he'll sleep with me
So to make Jien love me, I should flirt with him."

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

I heart your reasoning. You should write the story that goes along with it. XD

[akisawana.livejournal.com]

Hmm...I haven't written incest in a *long* time...

[baka-gaijin.livejournal.com]

OH no no no.. Shacest.. Goku/Nyoi-bo.... definately not. Ick. No way.

~ yes ~

[aramuin.livejournal.com]

*Is dead from laughing *

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Hehe!

Thanks:)

[rheasilvia.livejournal.com]

*I* would like a copy of that...

And I hesitate to ask what other works this prolific author has to his name. :-)

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Hee hee! The mind boggles - with Ni it could be anything, the more twisted the better.

[cicer.livejournal.com]

BWAH! I'm with Gojyo. I want a copy, too!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

So do I. I love Ni's purple prose - Sanzo/Gojyo in the style of Jackie Collins.

[tochira.livejournal.com]

/Hakkai/, or is it Sanzo who doesn't take the laughter very well? XDDDD

That cracked me up. (not the least because I can SO see Nii doing that, the crackpot.)

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

I suppose he has to fill in those long hours waiting for Gyumaou to wake up somehow.

Glad you liked it:D

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

*spits tea over screen*

Hee hee!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

"Sanzo does The Silk Road - a Monk's Tale"

*snerk*

[scribblemoose]

Gojyo's enjoying these faarrrr too much. ;)

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

I think he's a got perverted healthy curiosity about them. XD

[yukie1013.livejournal.com]

*SPORFLE*

DAMMIT NII I WILL TAKE AWAY YOUR PENCIL

ahem

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[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Hehehe. Confiscate it now-- it can only get worse!

XD

[weyrlady.livejournal.com]

Ahaha. Excellent. ^^ This needs to be a series.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but written by someone else or my brain will wither from the cracktasticness. XD

Thanks:D

[wildelamassu.livejournal.com]

*sniggers* Oh, Gojyo, we all want a copy of that.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Yup. One day it might have to be written.

[hungry-worm.livejournal.com]

Beauuuuuuutiful! XD

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Hee! Thanks.

[shirochan.livejournal.com]

Lovely~~ XDXD I'm stalking you. XDXD;;

my sentence didn't turn out right.

Nevermind.

Hakkai only just managed to dodge the thunderous hail of bullets.
Much love <3

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Hehe! Oookay. XD

Ni Jianyi writes the best fanfic ever!