Bad sex

[louiselux]

The Bad Sex Challenge looks tempting. Crowley and Aziraphale, either singly or together (it would all work I think) could have very, very bad sex indeed. Bad sex as in just plain awkward/embarrassing/inadvertently painful. I don't know about fanon Crowley, who seems a mite too suave sometimes, but my Crowley was born to have bad sex and other embarrassing mishaps. It's called Crowley torture and it's fun! He's sweetly deluded that things always go his way, because really, they don't. He spent centuries being thrown off horses, for example, therefore it's perfectly natural to think that at some point he met Mr Wrong and felt the need to indulge in some proper sins of the flesh. He probably saw it as his duty. The nice thing is of course that the worst bad sex often has a way of redeeming itself in the end. *ponders* Or perhaps not.

But no! Must not get distracted by sex. I must finish the Holmes fic and then possibly, maybe, perhaps start thinkingofideasforNaNoWriMo.

ps -  yet more recs at miladysboudoir: The Charioteer, Fenndom and a Firefly rec.

Comments

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

You should torture him! Torture him with inappropriate boyfriends and weird physical sensations (like tickles, or blushing when he finds it impossible to take socks off sexily). Suffer, Crowley, suffer!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

*cackles* Yesss, he shall suffer horribly! He might even develop a rash afterwards. Or before!