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[louiselux]

I pinched from resonant8. I tried to do it as fast as possible, without thinking too much, so please, take a look at the darkest recesses of my psyche!

If I were a stone, I'd be a small and shiny pebble
If I were a tree, I would be a Pear.
If I were a bird, I would be a Jay.
If I were a machine, I would be a whisk.
If I were a tool, I would be a hammer.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be an Iris.
If I were a kind of weather, I would be mist.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be Pegasus
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a violin.
If I were an animal, I would be: a monkey.
If I were a color, I would be: pink.
If I were an emotion, I would be: eagerness.
If I were a vegetable, I would be a: carrot.
If I were a sound, I would be: bells.
If I were an element, I would be: carbon.
If I were a car, I would be: a Morris Minor.
If I were a song, I would be: a hymn
If I were a movie, I would be: a short homemade film.
If I were a food, I would be: corn flakes.
If I were a place, I would be: a park.
If I were a material, I would be: gingham.
If I were a taste, I would be:lemon.
If I were a religion, I would be: Buddism
If I were a word, I would be: penguin.
If I were an object, I would be: a shoe.
If I were a body part, I would be: fingers.
If I were a facial expression, I would be: puzzled
If I were a subject in school, I would be: cookery.
If I were a shape, I would be: an oval.
If I were a number, I would be: 6.
If I were a month, I would be: February.
If I were a day of the week, I would be: Tuesday.
If I were a time of day,I would be: 11 am.
If I were a direction, I would be: east.
If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: big floor cushions.
If I were a sin,I would be: avarice.
If I were a historical figure, I would be: a witch burnt at the stake.
If I were a liquid, I would be: blackcurrant cordial.
If I were a method of death, I would be: drowning.