Department of Not Want

[louiselux]

I really don't want to be slashing David Cameron and Nick Clegg, but Radio 4 is making it hard for me with all its talk of private meetings and Nick Clegg having a lot to swallow.

No, brain, nooo!

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[penelope-z.livejournal.com]

Oh no, please, noooooooes!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Cameron's given him a lot to handle!

[tarteaucitron.livejournal.com]

clameron.

[penelope-z.livejournal.com]

Sounds a little like chlamydia...

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Cleggon!

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

Nick stroked David's forehead gently. It took a very long time.

[foreverdirt.livejournal.com]

Ahaha! WIN.

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

Hee!

Here is a charming picture of our Glorious Leader over here, so you can at least be consoled by how photogenic Nick and Dave are:

[foreverdirt.livejournal.com]

I saw a description of David Cameron being like R2D2 made out of ham, and now whenever I see pictures of him, that's all I can think...

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! *hands you the internets*

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

I think it was the Grauniad that had an interview with a political cartoonist. Wherever it was, he said that Cameron & Clegg share a forehead.

Which of course makes me think of them being siamese twins.

[okmewriting.livejournal.com]

Could be worse. Could be Gordon Brown/Tony Blair slash. Once many, many moons ago I read in a magazine that it existed. Of course I had to google to see if it existed. I never clicked on the links... Shame I didn't manage to not click on the links for Dalziel & Pascoe slash...

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. I want that imagery even less than Clameron. But I hope it was Gordon/Tony hate!sex.

Dalziel and Pascoe though... that's somehow adorable. Grumpy detectives in love!

[okmewriting.livejournal.com]

It's disturbing. I can't watch the show any more. I keep imagining things that I don't want to imagine about fat middle-aged men.

Anyway thank you for putting this into my mind, all morning I've been imagining how the david/nick would go. I thinking Samcam would have a big hand in it. Really not the sort of thing I should be thinking about at work, or writing down...

[loneraven.livejournal.com]

"a lot to swallow" - NOOOOOOOO.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Exactly! I think Radio 4 is doing it on purpose, what with all the other slightly alarming romance metaphors they've been using.

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

Oh, that's nothing. Someone on my f-list wrote homoerotic Cameron/Clegg today.

Want the link?

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Heh! Oh, go on then. I find myself quite curious now.

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

Here you go:

The Tory Leader's Triple-Locked Twittermobbed Virgin (http://annajaneclare.livejournal.com/90224.html#cutid1).

[glass-icarus.livejournal.com]

*DED*

(DDDDDDD:)

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

*offers the brain bleach*

[kanzenhanzai.livejournal.com]

HAAAA. Oh, that's not good.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

So true. Oh, the imagery!

[adela80.livejournal.com]

Clegg gets Cameron in a position where it's hard to say no to stuff, and then negotiates for guaranteed electoral reform as a condition of hitching his wagon to the Tories. SOMEBODY WRITE IT.

[shezan.livejournal.com]

*IZ UFFISHULLY DED*

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

*FROM THE POWAH OF TEH LOVE*

[adela80.livejournal.com]

ETA: On the ten o'clock news just now -

"Gordon Brown is waiting to see if his rivals will consummate their relationship."

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Oh god, media, please don't make it a threesome!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_toni/]

Oh my God, thank God I'm not alone! Especially the bit about how Cameron is on the left of his party, Clegg on the right of his: they're leaning towards each other! ONLY THEY CAN UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER! It is starcrossed lovers politics style!

*coughs*

I need it to stop :'(

[kizna1200.livejournal.com]

Unfortunate XD

[elyndys.livejournal.com]

The BBC ships it, I'm convinced. My boyfriend alerted me to the Morecambe & Wise-inspired frontpage image they had on the website the other day. >.>

[foreverdirt.livejournal.com]

The BBC ships it, I'm convinced.

It really, honestly does. A friend just sent me this link to the closing credits of The Politics Show on the 9th: Seriously, it has to be seen to be believed. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ciYh4PypZU)