Scandalous

[louiselux]

A man known as a 'Gentleman to the Pope' is embroiled in a gay prostitution scandal in the Vatican. He had sex with a rugby player and a male model. I wonder if it's in any way linked to the calendar of sexy Vatican priests?

Oh I hope so.

Comments

[hungry-worm.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the link!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

You're welcome!

[lauand.livejournal.com]

I've obviously erred in my choice of profession. Not that I could have been a gay male priest, but still, I think I would have gotten more of life that way.

At least two pics of the calendar were taken in Spain!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

These priests lead a torrid lifestyle of debauchery and intrigue - way more exciting a life than you or I could hope.

Spain! I thought they were all suppose to be hot priests of Vatican City. Oh well. I can live with the deception!

[avierra.livejournal.com]

LOL OMG, the sexy priests is awesome. It reminds me of the Men On a A Mission Mormon calendar. I'd give you a link but they don't seem to have this year's guys posted. :(

Aww here. You can see TINY pictures: http://store.mormonsexposed.com/infamous-calendars-c-1.html

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaah! Some things can never be unseen! Omg. Is it shameful to admit that one of them actually looks incredibly sexy?

Also: "Hot Mormon Muffins: A Taste of Motherhood" is just the wrongest thing EVER.

[avierra.livejournal.com]

Here we go, here's some of the 2008 calendar. Sadly 2009 and 2010 don't seem to be available. ;_;

http://www.rollingstone.com/photos/gallery/16696542/mormons_exposed_hot_calendar


All of these calenders are horribly wrong. That is what makes them awesome!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Omg it shows them in their shirts and name badges too!!

[avierra.livejournal.com]

I have become particularly fond of Mr April, who served his mission in the wilds of Manchester, England.

(Although seriously, he is a hottie. I like 'em tall and dark. But not the pic with with his hair slicked back, UGH. >_>)

[tarteaucitron.livejournal.com]

omg that calendar is so wrong and exploitative and delicious!

i love how the stylists have even coloured in their muscles. hee.

[avierra.livejournal.com]

Did you see the Muffins one? Speaking of exploitative? (And funny!)

[morebliss.livejournal.com]

I hope 'Gentleman to the Pope' becomes the new euphemism for gay.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

I think we all now know what duties the Pope's "gentleman" performs. Ahem.

[cicer.livejournal.com]

This was exactly my thought. Come on, with a title like that, how could he not be gay?!

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

Me too!

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

I choose to believe he had affairs with all the sexy priests!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Do you think he approached them and asked in a low voice: 'Are you... a "gentleman to the pope"?'

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

Hee! "Come up and arrange my vestments . . ."

[tarteaucitron.livejournal.com]

i was almost going to make some gag about bells and smells, but in retrospect i'm glad i didn't.

i like the father with the mac book. <3

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Bells and smells!

There's a father who looks a bit like Jackles - let me find him.

Here:

[tarteaucitron.livejournal.com]

huh. *heavy breathes*

and here's another with bonus large sidekick.

[avierra.livejournal.com]

LOL Oh Sam and Dean. :D The funny thing there is that in that episode Sam looks JUST LIKE a priest I knew when I was a kid. :D

[lady-ganesh.livejournal.com]

Bless me father for I have sinned.

[devikun.livejournal.com]

I'm just imagining that initial conversation...

Gentleman: *mopes* I'm really lonely. It sucks being a gay Catholic...
Chorister: So get a bf?
Gentleman: Dude. Need I remind you? His Holiness?
Chorister: ...Oh. Yeah, forgot about that. Then hey, how about something a little more discreet? I got this friend on the outside. He... helps others. And that's holy, right? I can call him for you if you want?
Gentleman: OMGoodness, would you?! That'd be fab.

Later
Gentleman: *radiance*
Chorister: *Told* you he was holy.
Gentleman: It's blasphemous to say, but I think I saw God...


And I was just wondering, I guess it's ok for someone in the Vatican's employ to be gay, just as long as no-one knows about it and it's not anything the police could consider criminal overheard in a wire tap, huh?

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Lololol. Radiance! That is definitely the way it happened, at least in my head.

I can't understand why they had to get all illegal about it though - surely that website was just a gay hook up website? The Pope's Gentleman could have had lots of sex for free, easily.

[avierra.livejournal.com]

LOL Your dialog. Everyone should see god.

I think it's OK to be gay, just as long as you don't actually have someone you have sex with. E.g., you can be gay, you just can't ever fuck (cause 1) sex outside of marriage is a sin, and 2) sodomy is REALLY a sin). Yes, very compassionate.

Edit for clarification: When I say "I think", I am stating what I believe to be the current position of the Catholic Church, and not my own. But my original comment lacked clarity, so therefore I clarify.

[inksheddings.livejournal.com]

Those are real priests?! Holy cow! I mean, literally, HOLY COW. Not fair, Catholicism, not fair! *laughs*

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

I know, right? It's like they're cheating!

[chomiji]

I like the priest with the little goatee, reading the newspaper! Very tasty ... .

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

I like the one with the newspaper, and the one with the little glasses, and the one with the hat. Um. I'll stop now.

[cicer.livejournal.com]

Oh, those naughty priests! Clearly they need to be punished. I suggest that they strip down and line up for a ceremonial flogging. I believe that would, ahem, help them see the error of their ways. Yes.

I also suggest that photos of this punishment be taken and sent to me so that I can...meditate on this important issue. *clears throat and assumes an expression of deep contemplation*

[hackenpaste.livejournal.com]

I have a thing for sexy nuns.