I have the worst hangover ever. Ever. I can't even whine because it's self inflicted. but I'm whining anyway! Any distractions welcomed, specially in the form of pretty men in love with each other. Or even tennisbots. Or anything.
"Have. You. Ever. Considered. The. Possibility. That. Andy. Murray. Is. Not. Human?" Rafael Nadal asked in what he'd programmed as a carefully neutral tone of voice.
"He's like a machine," Roger Federer said glumly. "A tournament-winning machine."
Roger was looking at him as if he needed more data. It was unfortunate that Andy Murray chose that moment to enter the dressing room.
"Service. Your. Own. Valves. Before. Maintaining. The. Slight. Overflow. In. Your. Brother's," he said, indicating that he had either been eavesdropping or had his audio sensors tuned very high. "Or. So. The. Good. Book. Says."
There was really no need to start quoting manuals, Rafa thought, wishing - not for the first time - that Roger had a USB port so he could transfer data silently.
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Date: 2009-01-11 08:01 pm (UTC)"He's like a machine," Roger Federer said glumly. "A tournament-winning machine."
"Yes! That. Is. My. Point. Precisely," Rafa said. "And. He. Leaks. Oil. Into. His. Socks. He. Probably. Needs. His. Valves. Serviced."
Roger was looking at him as if he needed more data. It was unfortunate that Andy Murray chose that moment to enter the dressing room.
"Service. Your. Own. Valves. Before. Maintaining. The. Slight. Overflow. In. Your. Brother's," he said, indicating that he had either been eavesdropping or had his audio sensors tuned very high. "Or. So. The. Good. Book. Says."
There was really no need to start quoting manuals, Rafa thought, wishing - not for the first time - that Roger had a USB port so he could transfer data silently.
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Date: 2009-01-11 09:19 pm (UTC)Yay tennisbots! Thank you :D
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Date: 2009-01-12 01:13 am (UTC)IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! Bwah!
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