Gay blades!

[louiselux]

Gay Blades - gay ice skating smut: "... he wows them with his skating - and his spandex."

Recently I have percieved a lack in my life - of gay ice skating AUs. *looks at emungere* What?

Ice skating costumes are exhilaratingly bad. I know because I've spent the last few days trawling online and googling 'male figure skaters', which I'm putting down to stress relief, and really you all need to see the one with the torn red mesh, one sleeve and multiple fuzzy arm bands.

That is all.

ETA: I lie. Half naked Johnny Weir, not particularly worksafe, and sadly he is not wearing the costume I mentioned above. That one needs more tracking down.

Comments

[giving-ground.livejournal.com]

They're much the same as artistic rollerskating outfits. Something I have too much cause to know about...

Many of the male skaters I used to know were also excessively gay.

Just sayin'.

[vom-marlowe.livejournal.com]

I feel the need for a link to the torn red mesh, one sleeve, and multiple fuzzy arm bands one. Skaters have just beautiful bodies--like swimmers.

[elyndys.livejournal.com]

Haha, the author of that book also wrote One Night Stand, the pornfest I nabbed from someone at YCon and couldn't stop laughing at on the plane home. It also led to a hilarious game of Eye of Argon at, appropriately enough, Meat Day. :D

[puddingcat.livejournal.com]

Heavens, he does like his low-slung jeans. Perhaps there is a god ;)

[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

You know that mosca writes actual figure skating RPS, right? With the aforementioned Johnny Weir and other characters (whose names I cannot remember, on account of I do not know from figure skating). I realize it's not the same as figure skating AUs, but if you're not squicked by RPS, it might help until the perfect Hakkai-on-ice story comes along.

(Which it will. I have faith in fandom. *stern face* Don't disappoint me, fandom.)

[cicer.livejournal.com]

Someone, possibly you or emungere, recently mentioned the idea of Sanzo in a sparkly bright purple and gold sequined ice-skating costume and I haven't been able to shake that visual ever since. I am also quite besotted with the idea of Hakkai as the scary hardcore trainer. Someone must write this immediately, this much is clear.

[kanzenhanzai.livejournal.com]

*cough*

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I don't care what the "passage" might really be, that title has just made my day. I have to go giggle like a 14 year old now.

[derryderrydown.livejournal.com]

I appear to have just accidentally bought Gay Blades. But, um, it was just so I could get free postage on some other books? So it's not like I really *bought* it.

Um.

It's not working as an excuse, is it?