A different kind of wank, and how to make the perfect gruel

[louiselux]

Hmm, half my friends list seems to have gone to Nimbus. I'm looking forward to the reports filtering in after the weekend, even though they'll make me a teensy bit jealous that I'm not there.

I wrote a story about Crowley wanking. Go me!

When I was looking for a title I discovered this site, which has the most comprehensive list of euphemisms for masturbation that I've ever seen, not that I've seen that many, of course. My favourites are:

For women: Dusting the endtable. It sounds so genteel!
For men: Visiting Old Faithful, and, Applying the Hand Brake. Very manly.

I spent an unholy amount of money today on a new haircut and more clothes and shoes. But it's done now, thank god. And I've still got some money left over to buy my train tickets. Oh goody. Still, I'll look nice, even if we have to live on gruel for the next month. Talking of gruel, here is a recipe for those interested in how to make it, from the lovely and very strange Frank Key.


A Recipe for Gruel
You will need the following ingredients: oats; water.

The following equipment is essential: a big pot; a big spoon; the Holy Bible

Enjoy!

Comments

[isiscolo.livejournal.com]

I'm just laughing from the site name. World Wide Wank indeed!