Saiyuki fic - Untitled, Sanzo/Gojyo

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One of my favourite fic cliches has always been 'they have to have sex to escape', but I never wrote it until now. This is a silly fic, and involves sex in giant energy bubbles. It was also partly inspired by the virgin!Sanzo discussion yesterday. eta: Thanks emungere for helping me out with a line or two at the end. You rock.

Fandom: Saiyuki
Pairing: Sanzo/Gojyo
Rating: R, not particularly worksafe



Gojyo flung his chain hard, grunting. It snapped out, quick as snake, but the blade bounced off and sent them all scattering as it swooped back down to earth.

Goku tried next. He turned nyoi-bo into an enormous pole and vaulted up to smash his feet against it. He tumbled back and landed with a thud and a yelp.

Hakkai concentrated his qi for long minutes, until the air smelled hot and dry like noon on a summer's day and blood flowed over his lip. He folded gracefully to his knees with a sigh and mopped his face.

They'd woken up with it over them, huge, shimmering and apparently indestructible. The bubble did nothing, apart from swirl with pretty iridescent sparkles, looking innocent.

'We're trapped,' said Goku.

'I'm not letting a friggin-- bubble get the better of me,' Gojyo yelled up at it.

They all stared as it flared a deep angry red.

'What can we do, Sanzo?' Hakkai asked.

Sanzo studied its fragile-looking walls.

'I think it likes us,' he said.

'What on earth do you mean?' said Hakkai.

Sanzo huffed out a sigh. 'Goku,' he said. 'Yell at it.'

'Huh? Why?'

'Just do it,' Sanzo said.

'Okay. Er. You pesky bubble!' Goku called. 'Is this right?'

Sanzo nodded.

'We hate you! You're very annoying!' The bubble shivered and flushed a pale orange. His voice grew louder. 'You're a stupid bubble!' It quivered and rich colours pulsed across its surface. 'Go away. I want breakfast!'

'What, it likes being insulted?' Gojyo said.

'Not exactly,' Sanzo said. 'But for once you're not being quite as idiotic as you look.'

'Ah. I think I see,' Hakkai. 'It's an energy being that feeds off our anger. How very clichéd,' he called up to it.

The bubble rippled green and silver.

'I think you upset it,' Gojyo said, leaning on his shoulder. 'I've seen bigger bubbles than you in the bath,' he shouted. Deep red light played over their faces for a moment, until it calmed down.

'We can't just stand here calling it names,' Goku said. 'Won't the air run out eventually?'

'No, it's a gas-permeable membrane,' Sanzo said, and his shoulders sagged.

He wondered briefly if he could Makai Tenjyo it to death. The sutra twitched on his shoulders in a perky way. He hated it when it did that.

'We could try to be very calm until it gets bored and leaves,' Hakkai suggested. He looked at Goku and Gojyo. 'Or perhaps not. Perhaps it might leave if we try being happy at it?' Sanzo and Gojyo looked at him with twin scowls. 'Ah. Right. Goku. Think of meat buns,' Hakkai went on, a little desperately. 'An endless supply of fresh ones, and toffee apples too, and melon.'

'Mmm,' Goku said, blissfully. The air around them made a small popping noise as the bubble lifted a fraction off the ground.

'It works!' Gojyo said.

'But now I'm really hungry,' Goku wailed.

The bubble fell once more, sealing them in with a faint clang like that of a large silver bell.

'It works a little, but it seems we need something more sustained,' Hakkai said.

'Unfortunately, you're right,' said Sanzo.

'Do you know a way to get rid of it, Sanzo?' said Hakkai.

Sanzo was silent for a long time. 'Yes,' he muttered, eventually. 'But I really don't want to try it.'

'Why not? Is it dangerous magic?' Gojyo said.

'Not exactly,' Sanzo said.

'It doesn't involve me again does it?' Goku said, backing off.

'Absolutely not!'

'Then what is it ?' said Hakkai. 'What's wrong? Sanzo, why are you going red?'

'It's sex magic,' Sanzo said, sullenly.

The other three took a step back.

'Oh, my. How very drastic.'

'Holy shit.'

'Eww!'

A silence fell. The bubble rippled in slow swirls of gold and green and red, but mostly violet.

'I'm assuming one of the, ah, couple has to be you, Sanzo,' Hakkai said.

Sanzo nodded, looking away.

'Not you,' he snapped, pointing blindly in Goku's direction. 'Hakkai, not you either.'

Hakkai raised his brows.

'You're just too weird.'

'I quite understand,' Hakkai said.

Above their heads the bubble darkened dangerously, a stormy sea green. Gojyo was staring at Sanzo with his mouth open.

'But that only leaves me,' Gojyo said.

'Yes. So?'

'I mean, I know I'm irresistible and everything-- '

'I don't want to, but I prefer it to being trapped in here with you for the rest of my life. Only just, though,' Sanzo said, fiercely.

'Yeah, you tell yourself that.'

The bubble quivered like a large violet jelly as Sanzo raised his gun.

'But - I don't do guys!'

'You do now!'

'I haven't got any condoms,' Gojyo said, in a small voice.

'Here,' said Hakkai, handing one over as Gojyo gaped at him. 'Well, you never know,' he said.

'Tell me when you're gonna start, because I need to block my ears,' Goku said, turning away. He looked pale.

'I'll let you know,' Hakkai said, patting him on the shoulder.

'You're not watching,' Sanzo said to him.

'I don't mind. I'm just sayin',' Gojyo said, when Sanzo rolled his eyes.

'Come along, Goku,' Hakkai said, sparing a glance and a small smile at Gojyo, and led him off to the edge of the bubble.

It was an odd kind of privacy, now the others had their backs turned.

'You have to come closer, moron,' Sanzo snapped, after they'd stared at each other for a while.

'You come closer. This is freakin' typical. I bet you make me do all the work. Ow!'

Sanzo put his fan away. He didn't look at Gojyo, but began unbuttoning his jeans under his robe. He pulled them off and threw them aside. 'What?' he asked, rudely.

'Aren't you going to take the rest off?'

'Are you joking?'

'At least the sutra. It's creepy.'

Sanzo rubbed at his temples. 'Fool. I have to keep it on for the magic to work,' he explained.

Gojyo nodded. 'Okay.' He'd stopped grinning and now he just looked worried. He took his jacket off and dropped it on the floor, then stepped closer and raised his hands. 'Where shall I, um… '

'Anywhere. It doesn't matter.'

Gojyo laid his hands very lightly on Sanzo's waist. Sanzo shivered as his fingers tightened and Gojyo drew him closer until their hips were pressing lightly together. 'Is this okay?' Gojyo asked, looking down into his eyes.

'Hmph. I suppose I get to see if all your pathetic bragging is true,' Sanzo muttered. 'I doubt it.'

'I'm better, baby,' Gojyo said, his confidence growing. That wasn't all.

'Shut up.'

Sanzo breathed in the smell of cigarettes and leather. Gojyo leaned in nearer and his hands slid up Sanzo's back, flat and warm through his robes. Sanzo tilted his face up without really planning to and, it seemed almost by accident, with noses bumping, their mouths touched.

Gojyo's lips were incredibly soft, and cool and then hotter as their mouths slid together, slow, then quicker. This was necessary, he told himself, to get free. The bubble keened unhappily and Sanzo soaked up its energy as it flowed around them, making him dizzy. The sutra was jumping up and down on his shoulders in excitement, fluttering. It was very distracting, but Gojyo didn't seem to notice. Their kisses grew deeper and deeper, wetter, promising more. His hands reached out by themselves to fumble at Gojyo's belt.

'What?' Gojyo mumbled. 'What do we do now?' He sounded like he'd run a mile.

'Just, you know, with hands,' Sanzo said meaningfully.

'What about the condom?' Gojyo's hands were tugging Sanzo's robe apart. They slipped inside, sliding round the curve of his thighs and his buttocks.

'I don't think we're going to need it,' Sanzo said.

Around them the walls of the bubble twisted and writhed. The force of it was making his hair rise and his muscles tremble. Gojyo shook against him. His red eyes were heavily lidded and sultry and having them turned on him was unnerving, so close he could see the sweep and curl of his thick black lashes. His knees gave and he wished he had a wall to lean on, then it occurred to him that Gojyo would do just as well. He yanked at Gojyo's zip, hating his fingers for shaking.

'Oh,' Gojyo murmured, taking Sanzo's weight. One arm slid tight around Sanzo's waist, and the other-- Sanzo gasped, and then everything went spinning away and he buried his face in Gojyo's shoulder, moaning and quite unable to stop as his hand closed round hot silky flesh.

'Fuck, fuck. Lie down,' Gojyo panted in his ear a short while later, or at least it seemed a short time, but he kept losing track. Blood thrummed in his ears. Then they were tumbling over and he was on his back, gazing up at the dome, which seemed miles away. Gojyo lay half on top of him, kissing him and stroking him hard, grinding his erection against his bare thigh. Sanzo tried to coordinate his hand to move properly but it didn't seem to matter because Gojyo was groaning in his ear like he was dying, clutching him and shaking.

'Not yet,' Sanzo stuttered. The sutra was wrapping itself around him like twining arms and if he could just hold off another minute, it was all he needed, but it was hard, so very hard. He'd never tell Gojyo but he was so good, so good like this, his hot breath and moans and kisses. He sucked in a steadying breath and began to chant and even as he spoke the first sounds there was a flash and scream, and then everything went white. The world faded away.

When Sanzo woke up, Gojyo was unconscious on his chest, face down. Hakkai was bending over them, peering.

'It's gone,' Hakkai said. 'That was impressive, by the way.' He didn't specify what.

'Gah,' Sanzo said. He swallowed. 'I meant, go away.' Hakkai stood up. 'And get off me.' He shoved at Gojyo, who tumbled off onto the grass and lay limp.

Hakkai passed him a handkerchief.

'Have they finished the perverted stuff?' Goku called. He was wearing a blindfold made of his own scarf and had his fingers in his ears.

'It's all over,' Hakkai called, cheerfully slapping Gojyo's face-- to wake him up Sanzo supposed. It didn't work.

'Ah, hey,' Gojyo slurred, dreamily, then fell asleep in Hakkai's arms. They had to carry him to the car and prop him up in the back.

'What did ya do to him?' Goku said.

'It's a Holy secret. If I divulged I'd have to kill you. I might anyway,' Sanzo said, and lit a cigarette. It only trembled very slightly in his fingers.

'It's true your Buddhist powers are very advanced, but I'd never have thought you'd be so skilled in that area, Sanzo,' Hakkai said. 'I'm very surprised.'

'What's that supposed to mean?'

'Ah, nothing at all.'

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Am really very happy that you enjoyed it!