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This is for [livejournal.com profile] mistressrenet and [livejournal.com profile] toscas_kiss who both wanted a story based on the Hakkai-smoulders-with-an orange icon that I am proudly displaying above.

Hakkai makes Gojyo understand the value of following a healthy diet, ie, you don't get Hakkai stalking you with fruit.

The Orange


On his way home from the market, Hakkai decided that he needed to sweeten the pill.

As far as he could tell, Gojyo hadn't eaten anything with vitamin content for weeks. He'd even gone to the trouble of picking out green things from Hakkai's nutritionally balanced meals and leaving them on the side of his plate. It was not allowable. Beer, cigarettes and meat formed an unhealthy diet. The argument arising from this at lunchtime had, frankly, spoiled the cosy atmosphere of their home. Gojyo had to learn.

At the door he paused to unbutton his collar. He ran a hand through his hair and shook it out and let his eyes take on a steely glint. That bit wasn't hard. As an afterthought he bit his lips to redden them.

Gojyo looked up when he entered the kitchen with his bag of oranges. He took his feet off the table; a good sign. He sat up straight, even better.

'About earlier,' Hakkai began.

Gojyo smiled, looking relieved.

'Hey, don't worry. You don't need to apologise. I know sometimes you get-- '

'I wasn't apologising.'

'Oh.'

Hakkai picked up the kitchen knife and advanced towards him.

'Hey, Hakkai!' Gojyo jumped up. 'Wait - I'm sorry, okay.'

'Sit down.'

Gojyo wavered, looked at the knife, then at Hakkai. He subsided into his chair.

'I don't believe this. They're only vegetables.'

Hakkai ignored him and picked up an orange.

'One orange provides more than 140% of your recommended dietary allowance of vitamin C, plus vitamin A, vitamin B1, vitamin B6, calcium, folic acid, iron, magnesium and potassium. Just one. That's all I ask.'

'But I don't like--'

The orange rose in the air and the knife flickered, its blade bright and flashing as it sliced through the air. It landed with a thunk, its tip sunk an inch deep in the kitchen table. It stood quivering in front of Gojyo, who sat with his mouth open.

Two neat orange halves thumped alongside it, their fleshy faces gleaming, innocent and fresh. The kitchen filled with their sharp, sweet scent.

'Gojyo,' Hakkai said, making sure his voice held a certain breathy quality. It was the one he'd tried out on Gojyo's girlfriends and it never failed to make them hang on his arm and beg him to stay and talk to them.

Gojyo was looking at him as if he'd been struck.

'Hakkai--'

Hakkai moved closer, around the table to where Gojyo sat with his fingers gripping the table edge. He picked up an orange half.

'If you'll take my advice, Gojyo,' he went on, in a low soft voice, 'if you know what's good for you,' he said, leaning closer, '...and what I'm about to give you will be very good for you... '

Gojyo stared up at him, eyes wide. Hakkai stared back, unwavering. A drop of juice from the orange clung to Gojyo's cheek, a sweet sticky spot and quite suddenly Hakkai felt quite mean for doing this. But not enough to stop. Gojyo's eyes fixed on the orange, then on his fingers, then on the open neck of his shirt. Hakkai leant down a bit more.

'...you'll eat this. Now.'

He held out the orange. Gojyo took it, not paying it any attention. His eyes were fixed on Hakkai's mouth.

'I will,' Gojyo said. 'Eat you. It! I'll eat it.'

'Thank you, Gojyo.'

Date: 2005-07-25 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirochan.livejournal.com
YAY for Hakkai tease!! XD Who can say no to that? *_*

'I will,' Gojyo said. 'Eat you. It! I'll eat it.'
XDXDXD

He ran a hand through his hair and shook it out and it his eyes
extra letter

He took his feet of the table
of = off?

Date: 2005-07-25 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louiselux.livejournal.com
Ah, thanks for the typo spotting!

Glad you liked it - Hakkai is skilled in the art of seduction, especially with fruits. Er.

Date: 2005-07-25 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shirochan.livejournal.com
Especially oranges.. *__* _I_ don't like oranges but I think I might change my mind very soon *sparkles at your Hakkai icon*

Date: 2005-07-25 08:36 pm (UTC)
scribblemoose: image of moose with pen and paper (Default)
From: [personal profile] scribblemoose
My God, fruit!seduction. My favourite. And Hakkai's so damn good at it :)

Date: 2005-07-25 09:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louiselux.livejournal.com
Mmmm, fruit...

I always think Hakkai must be good at pretty much anything he turns his hand to. Which is a sort of scary thought when you consider his past.

Very pleased you liked it!

Date: 2005-07-25 08:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baka-gaijin.livejournal.com
I have heard that if a man eats enough of a particular food, his... ummm.. juices.. will take on a hint of that flavor. Perhaps Hakkai could use that as an incentive, as well.

Great little fic!

Date: 2005-07-25 08:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louiselux.livejournal.com
Bwah! *cue much sniggering*

I never even thought of that...

Glad you liked it!

Date: 2005-07-25 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hungry-worm.livejournal.com
He he! Gojyo being totally out of loop at the end is very entertaining to read. Hakkai and his wicked tactics! *snickers*

Date: 2005-07-25 08:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louiselux.livejournal.com
Hehe. It's Gojyo's own fault for being so seducible (is that even a word?)

Thanks!

Date: 2005-07-25 08:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mistressrenet.livejournal.com
That's dirty pool. ♥

Date: 2005-07-25 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louiselux.livejournal.com
Hee! Goddamn dirty pool.

Date: 2005-07-25 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wildelamassu.livejournal.com
This will forever be associated with the Orange Icon. XD

Date: 2005-07-26 08:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louiselux.livejournal.com
Yay! I'm certainly going to look at oranges in a different light now.

Glad you liked it.

Date: 2005-07-25 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nightfallrising.livejournal.com
Flash the knife first, then apply the carr-er, orange. That's the way. (griiiins)

Date: 2005-07-26 08:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louiselux.livejournal.com
Heeee! It's Hakkai's mad cooking skillz redux.

Date: 2005-07-25 11:54 pm (UTC)
permetaform: (::busy:: [andmydog base])
From: [personal profile] permetaform
::DIES::

::IS DED::

::POINTS AT ICON::

Date: 2005-07-26 08:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louiselux.livejournal.com
Bwah! *revives you with orange juice*

Glad you enjoyed it;-)

Date: 2005-07-26 12:33 am (UTC)
ext_24935: made by <lj user="seapoke"> (85-Tease)
From: [identity profile] devikun.livejournal.com
[ded from teh citrus]

^_~

Always knew there was a reason Minekura-sensei made that image... yummmmm x 2 (one for the original pic and one for you!!!)

Date: 2005-07-26 07:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louiselux.livejournal.com
Hakkai is all 'eat my citrusy goodness or face the consequences!' in that image. As if anyone's going to say no...

Glad you liked it! Thanks:)

Date: 2005-07-26 12:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sherrymarie.livejournal.com
This is absolutely fantastic. Hakkai the Tease is just so lovely; poor Gojyo never stood a chance.

^_^

Date: 2005-07-26 07:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louiselux.livejournal.com
Thank you so much-- very glad you enjoyed it!

Poor Gojyo indeed. XD

Date: 2005-07-26 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jamjar.livejournal.com
Ah, Hakkai. He uses his powers for good, much to Gojyo's disappointment.

Date: 2005-07-26 07:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louiselux.livejournal.com
But if Gojyo's very lucky he might use them for bad later on. XD

Date: 2005-07-26 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] baka-neko.livejournal.com
*FRIENDS*

Followed the link from [livejournal.com profile] permetaform and am glad I did. Hee, the power of citrus is mighty!

Date: 2005-07-26 07:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louiselux.livejournal.com
Mmmmmmm, citrus.

Glad you liked it. And hello! *waves*

Date: 2005-07-26 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hibem.livejournal.com
Guh. How I love it when he bowls Gojyo over.

Date: 2005-07-26 07:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louiselux.livejournal.com
Poor Gojyo-- he just has no defence against this sort of thing.

Glad you enjoyed it!

Date: 2005-07-26 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andmydog.livejournal.com
I now can't look at that icon without hearing Hakkai saying "...if you know what's good for you...". And that's a happy thought. This was great! I knew it! Of course he couldn't be that sexy and not know how to use it. Tease.

Date: 2005-07-26 07:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louiselux.livejournal.com
Hee. Hakkai uses his powers of hot for the good of Gojyo's health.

Glad you enjoyed it;)

Date: 2005-07-26 08:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metal-dog5.livejournal.com
Here via [livejournal.com profile] permetaform. Wow. Really, who could resist Hakkai when he's like that? ;^)

Date: 2005-07-26 08:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louiselux.livejournal.com
Not Gojyo, that's for sure. XD

Thak you!

Date: 2005-07-26 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toscas-kiss.livejournal.com
[fans self] Very. . . persuasive.

Date: 2005-07-27 01:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louiselux.livejournal.com
Ooops! I will try and rectify that:)

Date: 2005-07-27 02:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emungere.livejournal.com
Hakkai decided that he needed to sweeten the pill.

Well, it doesn't get any sweeter than THAT. Wow. Hakkai is a sneaky bastard. *g*

Date: 2005-07-27 01:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louiselux.livejournal.com
Thanks:) He is devious!

Date: 2005-07-27 05:52 am (UTC)
ext_15708: (hakkai_oh really?)
From: [identity profile] kanzenhanzai.livejournal.com
Very sneaky, Hakkai (very enjoyable, too).
I need to make an "if you know what's good for you" Hakkai + orange icon for myself.

Date: 2005-07-27 01:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louiselux.livejournal.com
Hee! Thanks:) I like the sound of that icon.

Date: 2005-07-27 07:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elfiepike.livejournal.com
oh, oh. oranges! vegetables! i have nothing coherent to say, except please pay no attention to the elfie who will be stalking your journal.

Date: 2005-07-27 01:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louiselux.livejournal.com
Glad you enjoyed it;) And hello!

Date: 2005-07-27 02:25 pm (UTC)
thawrecka: (Default)
From: [personal profile] thawrecka
Suddenly I have a crazing for oranges.

Oh, Gojyo's fruit-avoiding ways never stood a chance against Hakkai. ♥

I adore this ficlet.

Date: 2005-07-27 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] louiselux.livejournal.com
'Fruit-avoiding'! *dies*

Very glad you liked it;)

Date: 2005-08-01 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cicer.livejournal.com
'I will,' Gojyo said. 'Eat you. It! I'll eat it.'

*spittake*

Date: 2006-03-23 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moon-wing.livejournal.com
Bad boy! Go to my room!!!

(Oh, come on, everyone was thinkin' it...)

Date: 2006-04-18 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] madame-maya.livejournal.com
...DAMN, chicky, I am so stalking your journal if i'm just now finding this!

...*Eyes glass of orange juice on her desk with an amused look* That would be the drink I am currently enjoying, too...

Date: 2006-12-24 06:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ohtar.livejournal.com
**dies laughing**

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