What's happening to my mind?

Hesaiditagain! 'This is your steward penis speaking. The buffet car is located towards the rear of the train.' I am not imagining it, even though, I admit it, I was passing the time on the train this morning thinking pretty intensively about fictional characters having sex. But when he said penis I was fairly awake and alert and was not thinking lewd thoughts. It's a mystery. I went to have a look and to buy some tea off him and he doesn't seem the type to just say penis in the middle of his sentences. He looks too sensible. Mind you, I probably look sensible too and my mind is a continual seething pit of licentiousness, so he might well be the type to just casually reference genitals in his every day speech.

I think it might just be my brain. Further proof-- I have a magazine called 'Fabrication' sitting on my desk and I looked at it when I came in and saw 'Fornication' instead.

Saiyuki drabbles

Two gen Saiyuki drabbles: Son Goku & Kanan