'Snape stopped giving me Occlumency lessons,' Harry snarled. 'He threw me out of his pants!'

I know this isn't that amusing for Americans, where pants means trousers, but the pants game returns.... Some faves: 

Boromir - My father is a good man, but his pants are falling, and the people lose faith.

Frodo - Nothing ever dampens your pants, does it, Sam?

Aragorn - Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall.

Gandalf - The pants HAVE to hold.

Gandalf - I alone of you have ever been in the pants of the Dark Lord.

Mwhahaha.

Dumbledore: 'I must confess...that I rather thought...you had enough pants to be going on with.'

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