What colour is my lj?

louiselux Black? How boring.

miladysboudoir That's better.

space_angels Even more exciting!

gacked from shady boutique owner, lydia_petze

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Meme meme

Get your own Meme Meme!

This is from switchknife. It tells you how many people use your lj, although I'm not sure what that exactly means. I'm going to watch it for a while and see what happens. I'm sure I'll understand eventually. I don't know if you have to click on it to make it work. ETA: Now I understand!

In other news, I have some minor revisions to do on the paper of ultimate dooom, which some of you may remember me wittering on about a while ago. Also, it's too long, by 400 words. So not only do I have to add some more to the conclusions, I have to cut bits out too. Oh joy. But there is a silver lining - I might get my travel and accomodation paid, and it's in Istanbul!

Ahahaha!

"Dear Theo,

Will life never treat me decently? I am wracked by despair! My head is pounding! Mrs. Sol Schwimmer is suing me because I made her bridge as I felt it and not to fit her ridiculous mouth! That's right! I can't work to order like a common tradesman! I decided her bridge should be enormous and billowing, with wild, explosive teeth flaring up in every direction like fire! Now she is upset because it won't fit in her mouth! She is so bourgeois and stupid, I want to smash her! I tried forcing the false plate in but it sticks out like a star burst chandelier. Still, I find it beautiful. She claims she can't chew! What do I care whether she can chew or not! Theo, I can't go on like this much longer! (...) - Vincent"

From Woody Allen's “If the Impressionists Had Been Dentists: A fantasy exploring the transposition of temperament."