A fic, a fic!

Mildy mild Snape/Lupin: Red is the colour: A Death Eater cocktail party goes horribly wrong for Remus Lupin. A 45 min contrelamontre fic.

Slasher, flame thyself

thetreacletart cuts out the middlefan and just flames herself instead.

Louise's hall of shame:

Time Under Glass- Jesus wept. Time you stopped writing, you mean. Loser.

Nothing Like the Sun- Wtf? Are you on crack? Snape would never be that nice to anyone. And I had to read all that for one lousy page of smut?

Baby Snakes- Do you even know anything about snakes?

Naked and Unashamed- Crowley and Azirapahle would so never do that! And I'm defintely ashamed- on your behalf.

Hearts and Flowers- Boring! Next!

Innocence and Experience- I wish I'd remained innocent of this experience. Do you have to keep changing POV like that all time? I feel dizzy.

Ah, that feels better! I can feel my own flameproof undergarmets gently singeing and no one else need ever be involved. Er, unless you really feel the need.