Good Omens fic

Here's some fanfic:

New Day; Crowley/Aziraphale

Other things
Stop the world I want to get off! My pc at home has got the swen virus, so that's a bloody bastard. I stupidly opened a 'security patch' sent to me from Microsoft. Microsoft don't send out security patches.

And our house has a leak! There's a growing damp spot next to the front door, just near a tap that the landlord left mysteriously sticking out of the wall. Water under the lino: it's the nightmare scenario!