Trains were all delayed tonight due to the hot weather - there was a danger that the tracks might buckle in the heat. So, my journey home took 3 hours instead of 1.5. I sat next to annoying headphones man and wrote some gay porn. It helped.
User Number: 495859
Date Created:15/3/02
Number of Posts: 333
Louise Lux - a light and soapy sort of slasher. Likes reading about kissing, annoying abstract concepts and seeing her favouite characters undone by their need for love, tenderness and lots of sex.
Strengths: Knows the alphabet. Can procrastinate for England. Is easily able to avoid flamewars by sticking head in nearest fantasy world.
Weaknesses: Can't write fanfic on the first go, has to rewrite appx 567,890,334 times before she gets it right.
Special Skills: Thinking really hard about sex between fictional characters.
Weapons: The dressing-gown of doom.
The tea-towel of distraction.
Can be relied upon to: Pointlessly surf livejournal when she should be doing other things.