Sloganizer

I went to the sloganizer and got... Life's Pretty Straight Without Louiselux!

Right. It would. And did you also know that...

Life Should Taste As Good As Vom Marlowe
Emungere Makes Everything Better
Monsieur, with this Daegaer you are really spoiling us
Little. Yellow. Different. Hibem
Go On, Get Your New_Kate Out
Cygny Comes to Those Who Wait

I could go on, but it's time to go home.