Queen Bitch

Saiyuki Gunlock is still making me laugh and laugh. Here's a song that will definitely go on 'From Sanzo's ipod... ', whenever I get round to making it: Queen Bitch, by David Bowie

She's all swishy in her satin and tat
In her frock coat and bipperty-bopperty hat
Oh god I could do better than that (yousendit link)

... where the 'she' in question is the highly dubious, yet swishy, man of the cloth Hazel Gloss. Poor Sanzo.

fic meme

This Easter egg meme appeals to me, mostly because my beloved failed to present me with one today *sobs*.

Never mind-- here's the short version of the meme: comment if you'd like a short ficlet for Easter, any fandom (that I list in my interests), cracktastic crossovers fine, etc. Give me a pairing/character and theme or word. And anyone who remembers that I did this last year and never finished them ohgod sorry, sorry. I promise to do better this time. /sheepish.